En Kaamavalayil – Indru – Aval Thuni Thuvaikka Naan Avalai

Date: 14.04.2016, Tamizh puthandu thirunaal.. Iravu onbathu mani…

Kala en bathroomil Avalin katthiri nira paavadaiyai thooki thodai varai nanragu theriyumaaru muzhuvathumaga iduppil sorugiyirunthal. Avalin idathu pakka jacket moodiya mulayai oyyaramaaga kaati kondu oru plastic manai meethu utkarnthu thuni thuvaikka aarambithal. Naan avalai kavanithu kondu irunthen. En araikku veliye yetti paarthen yaarum varuvatharkana ariguri illai. Aval ennai thitti kondu irunthal.

Kala: Kalayileye naan kettapave sollirntha appave thuvachi potturpen. Naal muzhuka velai senju En iduppu valikuthu. Evlo thuni intha nerathula.

Naan: athan kalaila maranthutennu solren la kochikaatheenga. Neenga sayungaalam vanthu thuni thuoikaama enna kutham sonna? Illana Washing machinela vena poturlam. Neenga veetukku ponga naan paathukiren.

Kala: ahn! athellam onnum venam. Naane thuvaikren (endru patharinaal).

Kala (peyer maatra pattulathu) en veettu velaikkari, samaipathu, veettai sutham seivathu, thuni thuvaipathu ena ella velayum seival. Kala satru olliyana thegam, chinna maarbagam, satre periya soothu aanal karuppu nirathaval. Paarthal sumaraga than iruppal. Nalla manam padaithaval. 36 vayadhu, Kalyanamaagi moondru kuzhandhaigal.

Purushan ivalai thaniya vittutu innoru thevdiyamunda kooda vaazhran. Aval pachai thevdiya endru therinthum avan aval pinna suthran. antha thevdiya avanai vasiyam seithu aval mundhanaiyil mudinthu vaithiruppathaaga thagaval. Sila maathangal munbu varai kala samayal mattum than seithu vanthal, suganthi enra innoru pen (39 vayathu) engal veetil velai seithal. Aval veetai sutham seival (eno thano endru seival), eppothavathu thuni thuvaipal. naanum velai seigiren endru kaatti kondu sambalam vaanguval. Kalavirku intha velai kidaithathe suganthi sonnathal than.

Naan Chennai tiruvanmiyuril ulla oru flattil vasikkum 29 vayathu valiban. Kalyaanam seiyamal kalyaanam aana pengaludan enjoy panni konduirukkiren. Melithaana udal vaagu, 5.5 height, 60 kilo weight, entha pennin kaamathaagathai anaikkum 5 inch gun (athanga en tool, en pool) udayavan.

Naan niceaga bathroom ulle sendren. Kai kazhuvathu pola nadithen. Avalin pin puramaga utkarnthu katti pidithen. Aval amaithiyaga irunthal. Methuvaaga iduppai pidithu pisainthen. Aval sattru asainthal. Nanraaga kaatinaal. Thunikku soap pottu pin brush pottu kondu irunthal. Naan avalin jacket moodiya mulaiyai methuvaaga kasakki avalin mulai kaambai urutinen. Aval sattru mungainaal. Avalin muthugilum pin kazhuthilum mutham koduthen. Aval veliye yeti paarthu konde irunthal.

Naan: aval kaathil methuvaga, Guninchu ninnu thuvai nee ketta santhoshatha tharen.

Kala: Vendam avaru vanthuda poraru

Naan: bayapadatha

Kala: Oru murai poi paarunga avaru vanthra poraru

Naan: bayapadathadi avaru TV paakararu, avlo seekiram elunthu vara maataru

Kala: Jannal thuranthirkku, romba Kaathu adicha jannal thuni vilagidum ethir veedula irukkavanga paarpanga.

Naan: athellam onnum aagathudi, venumna scene paathukittu pogattum endren nakallaga.

Kala: ahn (muraithal), Seri irunga thuniya thuvaichittu alasarapothu kaamikiren, pinnalirunthu pannunga.

Ennal summa irukka mudiyavillai. Appadiye utkarnthavaaru Naan en idathu kaiyal avalin mulaiyai pisainthen innoru kaiyaal avalin virintha kaalkalukku naduve puguthinen, kondu poi avalin koothiyil vaithen. Naan Sonnathu polave aval jatti podamal vanthirunthal. Enakku aachiryamaaga irunthathu.

Naan: (Aval kaathoramaaga) Super di en chellam endru muthamitten. Romba theiryumthan.

Kala: Evlo asingama irukku theriyuma enakku jatti podama varathu

Naan: namma naatla evlo pombalainga jetti podama verum pavada mattum than kattirkanga ulle. Enga veetla irukka pombalainga ellam jettiye podra maathiri theriyalaye.

Kala: Theriyum aana chinna vayasula irunthu pazhakam aiyduchu.

Aval ennai paarthu vetkathil sirithal. Avalin koothikkul sattre en viralai nuzhaithen. Ulle kozha kozha endru juice thattupattathu. Athai eduthu vaasanai pidithen. Enna oru manam, en viraitha poolai melum thadiyaakiathu.

Naan: ennadi chumma thottathirke ivlo juice kudukkra?

Kala: Aama! naama onna irunthu konjam naal acchu ille athan endru vaanchaiyudan sonnal.

Naan: Aiyyo appo enna endi innum kaaka veikkra.

Kala: Irunga ennakku bayama irukku, avaru vanthu ninnu partharna enna aagum.

Naan: seri iru endru veliye sendru paarthen avar hallil TV parthu kondu irunthar.

Naan ulle vanthu, kaamam thalaikku eriyatthil paarthalum parava illai maiyara pochu endru vegamaaga avalai irukki avalin koothiyil en viralai ulle vittu kudainthen. Avalukku Kama neer nanraga suranthathu. Appadiye avalin paruppai nanraaga nimindinen thadavinen. Avalukku satru kama bothai thalaikku eriyathu. Irandu viralgalai ulle vittu othen. Kozha kozha vena madananeer melum suranthathu. En viralgalai eduthu avalai paarka seithu en viralai sappi avalin kaamachaarai suvaithen.

Kala: Chee (mugathai sirithavare sulithal)

En trouserai keezhe erakki, en viraitha poolai veliye eduthu aval mugam pakkamaga kondu ponen

Kala: hey ippo vendam

Naan: Sappudi (endru kenjinen)

Avalin oru puramaga ninru en poolai aval vaayil thinithen. Avalum vaaiyai thiranthu ulle vaanginaal. Appadiye sappi konde utkarnthavare thunigalai tharayil vaithu methuvaaga brush pottu theithal. Bathroom kathavu thiranthirukka Brush podum satham mattum bathroomai niraithathu. Jannal kathavoram avappothu satru velicham therinthathu aanal naan kandu kola villai (ethir veetu aunty oru velai itha paathu en kooda padutha? try panna oru chance than).

Kala: (Irandu nimidam kazhithu, oru vetka siripudan)seri ippo naan thuni alasa poren.

Naan: Seri appadiye guni, Naan ippo unna thuvaikiren

Aval ezhunthu ninru oru murai veliye sendru yeti paarthuvittu ulle vanthal. Naan avalin pavadaiyudan selaiyum kothaga pidithu iduppukku mele thooki avalai guniya vaithen. Koothiyai nakka aasaiyaga irunthathu aanal neram illai, seri adutha murai paarthu kollalam endru vittu vitten.

Naan: Appadiye thuniya alasu, tap ah thiranthu vidu thanni satham varatum

Kala: seri romba sathamaga pannatheenga avarukku ketra poguthu.

Naan: athellam naan pathukiren guni di

Avalum guninthal. Neram kuraivaaga irunthathal naangal vegamaga mudikka vendiya kattayam (pothuvaaga enakku kanji vara niraya neram aagum, Pona maatham mahabalipurathil kalavai irandu mani neram kashta pattu othu piragu kanji oothinen). Avalin thangachiyai thedinan en thambi, satru porattathukku pinbu (Aval satru kullam athanal ennakku avalai nirka vaithu oppathu satru kashtam, aanalum naan vida maaten) avalin thangachiyudan en thambi punarndhan.

Vegamaga iruvarum odi pidithu vilayadinar. Avalin iduppai pidithu, oru kurupitta angilil en poolai vaithu vegamaga rail otti en engine ullirnthu neerai kakki amaithiyaanen (Naan correctaga kanji varumbothu poolai koothiyilurinthu veliye eduthu kanchi vadipen).Thiruttuthanama maattikka porumdra tensionla okkaruthila irukkura kick eh thani. Avalukku satru vali aanal santhosham, avalin irandu vaara kaama vetkai sattre shantham adainthathu (aval uchham adainthathai kanji vadikkum tharuvayil en poolal unarnthen). Piragu naangal thuniyai balconyil kaayavaithuvittu roomukku vanthom, mani pathu.

Indru, Sila mani neram munne – sayungalam 5 mani

Officil yaarum illathathal (tamil puthandu) naan jollyaaga bit padam paarthu kanji adithu kondu irunthen. En phone olithathu.

Naan: Solludi

Kala: eppo varuveenga veetukku?

Naan: eppavum pola than 9 manikku

Kala: Naan ennaikku poojaiye pannale

Naan: en? Enna kedu unakku

Kala: en ponnukku naal vanthruchu.

Naan: avalukku thane nee pooja velaya seiyya vendiyathuthane

Kala: Ava pona maasam thane periyava aana athan.

Naan: athanala? Ennavo ponga neengalum unga poojaiyum. Naan koilukku kooda porathilla.

Kala: Innaikku seekiram vaanga please.

Naan: adi podi unakku ithe velaya pochu. Summa veetukku vaanu. Velai irukku athan office la irukken

Kala: Kaalaila thuni oora vachatha innum poi thovaikala

Naan: seri, naan ethukku?

Kala: Naalaikku orrukku pooringa illa, pasiyoda poga koodathu athan vaanga. Please.

Naan: vantha kiss pannuva. Athu naalaikku kaalaila paathukalam vidu

Kala: Please naama onna irunthu romba naal aachu. Neenga vera avunna venumnu kekkaringa. Nalla thadavi vittureenga. Ennala soodu thaanga mudila. adikadi onna irukka
mathiri kanavu varuthu.

Naan: Naan enna panna veedu gaaliya iruntha unna daily kooda seiven.

Kala: Innaikku pannalam vada

Naan: eppadi di. Veetla avaru iruppare?

Kala: nee athellam correct ah plan panni enna poduda.

Naan: seri naan seekirame vanthurren. Nee samayala mudichitu, namma ellarum saaptruvom. Appurom thuni thuvaikka en roomukku va. Nee thuniya thoi, naan unna thoikkeren.

Kala: Serida

Naan: Innaikku sema thrilling irukka poguthu. Paarpom bye. Ummah. Aval veetirku selvatharkku mun yaarum paarkatha bothu vanthu verithanamaga en uthadai pidithu oru mutham kuduthal. Naanum satrum salaikkaamal avalin muthathai ul vaanginen. Avalukku avalavvu aasai en mel. Kaama aasai.

En peyar Rupash (punai peyer). Kaama thaagam/veri athigam ulla pengal ennidam ungal thaagathai theerthu kollalam. Kalyanamana / kanavanai pirinthu vaazhum pengallukku first preference.

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