TMKOC: Jetha ki Ghar-Ghrahasti

Jethalal apne bedroom mein soya hai raat ko, thakaan se chur ho ke. Lekin us ko neend nahi aa rahi. Awaazein aa rahi hai. Dabi-dabi aur thami-thami, par neend ko pareshaan kar jaane waali.

Jetha Bhai lambi saans lete hue, chidh-chidha muh kar, apna haath apne bistar ke daeyin aur pe ghumata hai. Apni patni Daya ko jaga ne ke liye.

Jetha: Uff! Yeh awaz kahan se aa rahi hai? Daya zara dekho—

Jetha apna haath Daya ko uthane ke liye badhata hai apne bistar pe. Par us ko sirf chaddar haath mein aati hai. Jab Jetha ghoomta hai apne bed pe, to Daya nahi dikhti.

Jetha: Ab yeh Daya ko kya ho gaya? Kahan chali jaati hai? Ek to din mein dukaan sambhalo. Thak ke ghar pe aao, to sone ke siva kuch sujta nahin hai. Aur ab raat ko awaazein. Koi aaraam se sone bhi nahi—

Apne bedroom ka darwaaza khula dekh, Jetha ki vichaar-dhaara achaanak ruk jaati hai. Uske chehre pe ghudakee aa jaati hai.

Jetha: Yeh Daya darwaaza kyon band nahi karti. Pata nahi itni raat ko bedroom ka darwaaze khol ke kahan gayi hogi?

Jetha yeh sochta hi hai, ki dur apne Babuji ke bedroom se ekdum naram aawaz aati hai Daya ki. Theek waisi hi awaazein jo Daya ke muh se us waqt nikalti thi jab Jetha uske pet mein apna lund daalta. Jab apne sperm se uski bheege bhosdi bhar kar uski kokh apne paani se geeli kar deta hai.

Achaanak, Jetha chup ho jaata hai. Raat ke sannate mein apne kaanon ko kendrit kar, awazein sun leta hai. Fir se ek baar Daya ke karaah ne ki naram awaaz.

Jethalal ke badan mein bijli si daud jaati hai. Uski saansein phool ne lagti hai. Chaati pe ek boj sa aa jaata hai.

Daya? Babuji ke bedroom mein? Aur… kya woh sambhog ki awaazein thi Daya ki? Aisi awaazein to Daya sirf us waqt nikaalti hai jab woh—

Utne mein, bohut naram si, par spasht awaaz aati hai Daya ki. Woh bhi Babuji ke bedroom se.

Daya: Haan Babuji… Oh, maar daaloge aap to… itna bada main apni… ah… ah… ah… Babuji, oh! Nahi, ruk jaao na… uff… maa, mar gayi… saans to lene do… ah… ah… ahh… uff!

Aur fir achanak sannata. Fir se dheemi-dheemi, ek charamaraatee bistar ke azaazein. Babuji ke bedroom se.

Daya ki awaaz aana band ho jaati hai. Jetha ko ek aur, ajeeb tarah ki, ‘pach-pach-pach-pach’ ki bheegi-bheegi awaazein aati hai. Woh awaazein aati hai jab ek lund kisi chipchipe aur chikane bhosde pe nirdayee prahaar kar raha ho.

Awaazein sun kar, Jetha bhai ka lund dheere-dheere khada hone lagta hai.

Jetha: Bhagwan ka lakh-lakh shukar hai ki Tapu apne school ki camp mein gaya hai. Warna—

Achanak, ek dabi cheekh. Daya ke gale ki. Woh cheekh jo Daya us waqt nikaal ti hai jab uska paani uski kokh se phoot jaa kar uski geeli choot se nikalta hai.

Jetha: Kya chal raha hai mujhe dekhna hi hoga. Chahe iska jo bhi anjaam ho.

Yeh keh kar, Jetha apne bistar se uthta hai. Aur dabe paon, dheere-dheere apne Babuji ke bedroom ki taraf jaata hai.

Jaise jaise woh bedroom ke nazdeek aata hai, uska shaq yakeen mein badal te jaata hai. Dil itni zor se dhadak raha hai, mano abhi chaati phaad ke bahaar aa jayega.

Chalna thoda mushkil tha kyon ki Jetha bhai ka lund ab poora seedha ho gaya tha – zameen ke saath samaanaantar mein.

Babuji ke bedroom ke darwaze ke paas Jetha aata hai. Darwaaza andar se khulaa hai, jis mein ek halki roshini chamkti hai. Dheere se, Jetha apne haathon se darwaaze ko halka dhakka deta hai.

Darwazaa bina kise awaaz ke khul jaata hai. Andar andhera hai, par ek night lamp chalu hai. Wahi night lamp jiski roshini Babuji ke bedroom ke darwaze mein Jetha ne chamkti dekhi thi.

Us roshni mein, spasht Babuji aur Daya ka chauka dene wala hawas bharaa nazaara Jetha ki aankhon aur uske dimaag mein bas jaata hai. Aur kaisa nazaara! Jo Jetha ne sapne mein bhi na socha ho, woh!

Babuji bistar pe, ghoda bane hue hai. Jaise koi dada apne pote ke liye khel-khel mein ghoda bante hai vaise. Daya unke peechi ghodi bani hui hai.

Lekin Daya ke muh, Babuji ki gaand mein ghusa pada hai! Daya ke haath, Babuji ki gaand ko phailae hue hai. Aur apni thook se bheegi hui zubaan se Babuji ki gaand ke beech ki daraar ko “chapat-chapat” chat rahi hai!

Daya poori laal sari pehni hui thi aur Babuji ne bhi kurta pehna hua tha. Par Babuji ka pyjama bistar ke neeche, zameen pe bikhra pada tha. Dono ke muh pe pasina aaya hua tha.

Daya ka mangalsutra, uske movements ke saath aage-peeche ho raha tha. Babuji ghuraghuraa rahe hai. Babuji ka chehra hawas se munh bana raha hai. Babuji takiye ko kaat rahe hai adbhootpoorva anand mein.

Daya apna chehra Babuji ke gaand se nikaal ti hai. Lambi saans leti hai. Aur fir unki gaandon ke beech daraar mein apna muh ghusa deti hai. Babuji ka maano anand ka baandh toot gaya ho.

Jetha ka lund ekdum shikhar pe aa jaa ta hai.

Babuji: Haan bahu, haan! Chaat. Nahi… nahi… bahar ka ho gaya, ab zabaan andar ghusao! Ah! Haan… uff… apni gandi zubaan ko apne Babuji ke gaand mein andar tak ghusao!

Daya betuke awaaz karne lagti hai. Aur bina apna muh Babuji ke gaand ki daraar se nikale, ek haath se unka land pakad kar doodh dhulana chaloo kar leti hai.

Babuji: Oh! Beta! Hann… chaat… andar ghusa. Apni zubaan se apne Babuji ke gaand saaf kar. Hann… hann… chaat! Chaat bahu, meri gandi gaand chaat! Aur le! Le mere garam dandiye se garba khel. Khel garba mere bade lund se bahu!

Daya, bina muh babuji ke gaand se nikaale, Babuji ke lund ka hilate rehti hai. Aur apni zabaan Babuji ke gaand ki darrar mein gaherai tak ghusa kar. Unki gaand ko andar se chat te rehti hai.

Babuji: Beta! Na! NA! Mera paani… uff… beta, paani nikal jayega!

Jaise hi Babuji yeh kehte hain, to Daya achanak apne kaam band kar deti hai.

Babuji: Kya hua beta? Ruk kyon gayi?

Daya: Babuji, mujhe aapka beej chahiye. Is beej ko main aise hi bikhaarna nahin chahti. Yeh beej to sirf, aur sirf, mere pet mein jaayega. Jab aap ka ling, apna garam paani meri kokh mein uchaalega, usko bhegoega, tab hi jaa ke mere mann ko tripti milegi.

Daya: Aa jao Babuji. Chodo. Chodo apni bahurani ko. Mere pet mein apna paani baha do. Apne bhare hue andekosh goton ko mere pet ke neeche tak kokh ke andar khaali kar do. Bhagwan ke liye Babuji, mere pet mein ek baccha daal do na!

Yeh sun kar Jetha bhia ka paani toot padta hai. Woh hanfne lagta hai, aur zameen pe sarak jaata hai. Uski peeth ko deewar pe laga deta hai sahare ke liye. Aur uska lund sperm ki rassiyon ko uchaal uchaal ke, uska kurta-pyjama andar se geela kar deta hai.

Itni zor se to Jetha ne jawaani mein hi utkarsh paaya tha. Aaj apni adarshwadi biwi ko, ek rand ke tarah, apne hi adrashwadi Bapuji ke gaand chaat te, aur unka paani apne pet mein bahane ki utsukta ko dekha. Jetha ne zor zor se apne pyjame ke andar sperm kar diya.

Itni zor se sperm ke baad, Jetha pe mano ek behoshi si chaa gayi. Jetha sarak kar, Babuji ke bedroom ke bahar, behosh sa ho gaya. Madhosh hone se pehle, Jetha ne deewar pe ghadi ko dekha. Raat ka ek baja tha.

Jab Jetha ki aankhen khuli to ek baj ke pandrah minute ho chuke the. Jetha apni param andaand mein pandrah minute tak magan ho chuka tha.

Jab us ne dheere se apne Babuji ke bedroom ke taraf dekha to woh nazaara dekha. Uska lund fir se lohe ke garam saliye ke tharah khada ho gaya. Daya aur Babuji dono khade hai. Daya ke peeth dewaar pe hai aur woh poori nangi hai.

Uski laal sari zameen pe hai. Uska petticoat uske ankles pe utra hua hai. Daya to kabhi chaddi nahi pehen ti, is liye apna bhosda poori tarah se dikha rahi hai. Blouse pehni hui hai, par poori khuli hai.

Uske do mamme – bade bade, aur ekdum raseele – Babuji ke zulm se hil rahe hai. Uska mangalsutra idhar-udhar ho raha hai. Babuji sirf kurte mein hai. Neeche se nange hai.

Woh apne daanton se Daya ke gardan pe apne daanton se waar kar rahe hai. Daya ki gardan pe yahan-wahan, apne daaton ke nishaan chod rahe hain. Unke dono haath Daya ke balls ko daba rahe hai.

Bohut nirdayee hokar daya ki dono nipples ko kheench-masal rahe hai. Daya apne Sambhoj ke sukh mein ankhen band kari hai. Babuji woh sab kuch chup-chaap karne de rahi hai.

Dono ki garam saanse ek doorsre se takra rahi hai. Babuji apni bahu ka gala chod ke, uske naram honton pe aakraman bol dete hain. Woh Daya ke naram aur chikne honton to chabane lagte hai. Dono ke beech thook and pasina saajha ho raha hai.

Achanak, Babuji Daya ke gardan apne ek haath se pakadte hain. Aur apni zubaan ko, Daya ke gale ke andar, jitni gehrai tak ho sake, ghusa dete hain. Daya unke kandhon pe apne dono haath rakh deti hai. Babuji ko apne gore-gore badan ke saath unko jee bhar manmaani karne deti hai.

Kuch dus minute baad, Babuji apna mooh Daya ke mooh se alag karte hain. Woh Daya ko dekh te hain. Jetha, apne sasur ke badan ki bhookh ko, Daya ki nazron mein dekh ta hai. Uska lund fir se apne pyjame se bahar nikal ne ki koshish kar ta hai.

Jetha apne pyjame ka naada dheela kar ke, apne pyjame ko zameen pe gira dete hai. Aur apne haathon pe thook kar, woh thook bhare haathon se, apna lund pakad kar, hilane lag te hain.

Wahan, bedroom mein, Babuji apne haath Daya ke dono kandhon pe rakh te hain, aur dhakka dete hain. Daya apne aap, khud ke ghuntnon pe jaati hai.

Babuji: Bahu. Tu jaanti hai ab tujhe kya karna hai.

Hawas ki bhooki Daya, kuch jawab nahi deti. Sirf apne Babuji ka kurta, unke pet ke upar kar ke, apne bheege honth unke lingam ke paas laati hai. Jetha ka mooh khula ka khula reh jaata hai ascharya se.

Bachpan mein, snahan karte samay, kapde badlte samay, ya fir thoda laparvahee ki vajah se, Jetha ne Babuji ke lund ki jhalkiyaan to dekhi thi. Par aaj poora nagn-darshan ke baad uske hosh ud jaate hain. Babuji ka lund… itna bada?!

Jetha ka dimaag saap soong jaata hai. Babuji ka lund pehli baar woh apni ankhon se spasht dekh ta hai.

Jetha: Hai Bhagwan! Yeh to bohut bada hai!

Kam se kam gyarah inch ka hoga. Bada, mota, aur pilpila Babuji ka lund. Daya kaise…? Yeh sochne se pehle hi Jetha jo nazaraa dekhta hai, uske honsh udd jaate hai.

Daya apne mooh ko, ek bade gol suraag banati hai. Babuji ka lund, adhe se bhi zyaada maatra mein apne gale mein utaar deti hai! Babuji munh bana lete hai. Daya ke baal pakad, aur apne gaand ka dhakka de, aur thode inches daya ke gale mein ghusa dete hai.

Jetha ke aankhen badi ho jaati hai jab woh Babuji ke lund ke rooplekha Daya ke gale mein dekh lete hain! Maano Daya koi ajgar nigal gayi ho, aur woh uske gale mein pil-pila raha ho!

Achanak, Babuji uska mooh apne lund se alag kar dete hain. Babuji ka lund Daya ke laar mein bheeg-bhach ho chuka hota hai. Daya ke gale ke thook se chamak raha hota hai.

Daya: Assh! Babui yeh aap—

Babuji Daya ka sar upar ke taraf uthate hai. Daya unhe dekhti hai aur dheere se apna muh khol deti hai.

Babuji apne laar aur thook ke ek dhaara seedhe Daya ke mooh mein arpit karte hain. Daya unki thooki hui thook apne muh mein le leti hai. Aur us thook ke ghoont bana kar pi jaati hai!

Jetha ab apna lund zor-zor se hila raha hota hai.

Jetha: Hai. Hai yeh toh… aah!

Aur fir ek baar Jetha ka paani uske lund se dhaara maar, nikal padta hai. Saath aath baar ainthan maarne ke baad, Jetha saans leta hai. Aur Babuji aur apni biwi ke kaarnamon pe nazar daal ta hai.

Jetha man hi man ascharya-chakit hai ki uska lund, abhi-abhi, paani giraane ke baad bhi lohe ki tarah kadak hi hai!

Wahan andaar, apni aur Daya ki thook aur laar se lap-lapat, gyarah inch waale lund ko, Babuji fir se Daya ke muh mein daal dete hai. Par is baar, poore ke poore gyrah inch! Daya ke gala andar se sooj jata hai apne sasur ka vishaal lund le ke.

Fir Babuji apna lund, toppan tak nikaal te hain, aur zor ka dhakka de, fir se Daya ke muh mein ghusa dete hai. Andar-bahar-andar-bahar… ek taal ho jaati hai. Apni bahu ke naram aur chikkat gale aur muh ko ek bheege chut ki tarah istamaal karne lagte hain.

Daya ke muh se thook aur laar behne lagti hai. Uske bheege mammo pe uski thook risne lagti hai. Uske mamme, apni aur apne sasur ki thook se, geele ho jaate hai.

Fir, Daya apne dono haathon ko laa ke, Babuji ki gaand pe rakh deti hai sahyog ke liye. Aur unki gaand ko dhakka deti hai ta ki unka lund apne muh mein taal mein le sake. Jaise jaise yeh hota hai, Daya apne naakh se dum leti hai.

Upar ke raaste Babuji ke lund ka sirf toppan. Aur neeche ke raaste Babuji ke pet pe uska naakh, unka lund poora gale mein, aur Babuji ke gote uske chin pe thap-thap-thap karte hain.

Daya unko dekhti hai. Aur apne ek haath ki do ungliyaan Babuji ke gaand ke daraar mein ghusa deti hai. Babuji karharaa uth te hain. Babuji ka lund Daya ke gale ki gehrahiyon mein ladaee karta hai.

Bahar Daya ki dono ugliyaan Babuji ki gaand ke daraar mein apne haathon ke jod tak andar ghusi padi hoti hai. Jaise Babuji apna lund bahaar nikaal te hain, Daya apni ungliyon ko nikaal ti hai.

Babuji fir se taal mein apna lund apni bahu ke gale mein utaar dete hain. Waise hi Daya bhi apni ungliyon ko Babuji ke gaand mein dhas deti hai. Kuch der tak yahi chalte reh ta hai. Sirf dabyee gayi awaazein Babuji aur Daya ke gale se nikal ti rehti hai. Dono ke badan pasine mein lath-path.

Achanak, Babuji Daya ke baalon ko kheench ke, apna lund nikaal lete hain. Kuch thook aur laar zameen pe gir jaati hai. Daya apne ghutnon pe. Babuji ko umeed bhari nazar se dekhti hai.

Babuji: BAS! Khadi jo jao!

Yeh keh ke, Babuji Daya ke khandhon ko pakad, use khada kar dete hain. Aur fir zor ka ek dhakka maar, usko bistar pe girate hain. Daya apne peeth par gir jaati hai, aur sahaj hi apne pairon ko phaila deti hai.

Yeh naram aur gori-gori jhango ko dekh, Babuji bhunbhunakar Daya ke phool jaise badan par janwaron ki tarah humlaa bol dete hain. Jetha ki aankhen yeh dekh badi-badi ho jaati hai. Jetha jaanta hai uska khud ka lund to teen inch ka hai.

Fir bhi Daya ka choot kitna tight tha. Ab itne chote aur tight choot mein Babuji apne gyarah-inch ka hathyaar kaise ghusayenge, yeh soch Jetha ka dimaag chakrane laga.

Jetha: Agar Babuji ne apna lund andar daal diya to Daya ka to chut phat jayega!

Yeh soch hi raha tha Jetha, ki achanak use Daya ki awaaz aati hai.

Daya: Oh, Babuji… aah… dheere… please aap itni zor se – uh maa! Meri chut phat jayegi, Babuji… uff… aah… maa!

Babuji apne majboot lund ke teen inch, Daya ke laar tapak ti choot mein ghusa dete hain.

Daya: AH!

Babuji: Bahu! Kya tight choot paayi hai tu ne!

Daya: Babuji… dheere… ahh… uff… ugghnn…

Dekh te he dekh te, Babuji aur do inch andaar daal dete hain.

Babuji ke chehre ka paseena aur Daya ka paseena neeche ki chaddar ko geeli kar dete hain.

Daya: Bas! Babuji aur nahin. Mere pet ke andar chala gaya hai!

Babuji: Beti, yeh to abhi aadha ghusa hai.

Daya: Babuji, muj se nahi hoga yeh. Aap ak to bada—AAHhh!

Daya zor se cheekh padti hai. Baaki bache cheh inch Babuji seedhe, aur poore ke poore ek jhatke mein, Daya ka chotta choot ko phaadte hue, uski kokh ke andar ghusa dete hain.

Daya dard se apni kamar aur gaand bistar se teen inch utha leti hai. Uski gardan pe nason ke tight hone ka agaazh dikhta hai.

Daya: Babuji, oh!

Fir Babuji Daya ke ghutno ke beech apen haath daal, uske pairon ko utha ke apne khud ke kandhon pe rakh dete hain. Daya ke ghutne uske khud ke kano ko dhak dete hai.

Aur fir Babuji apna nirdayee prahaar chalu karte hain.

Jetha shock mein, apne Babuji ke lund ki rooparekha apni biwi Daya ke pet mein dekh te hain. Aise lagta hai ke Daya ke pet mein koi chota ajgar hil raha ho.

Daya ke raseele hoton ko Babuji apne muh se dhak dete hai. Aur andar hi andar, apni aur apni bahu ki thook ko, mila lete hai. Ek thook ke dhaar, Daya ke hoton ke kone se beh ke bistar ko geela kar deti hai.

Ab Babuji badi nirdayata se apni bahu ko chodne mein lag jaate hai. Daya ki saari awaazein Babuji ke mooh mein mook ho jaati hai. Khatiya ‘dhad-dhad-dhad’ hilne lagta hai Babuji ke josh se. Aur Daya nirantar apne paani chodti rehti hai. Babuji ka lund, Daya ke jhaanghe, aur neeche ka bistar, sab taral padaarth se geele ho jaate hai.

Fir Babuji apni gati badha lete hai. Ek steam engine ki tarah, Daya ko chod te hain. Aur Daya, pair phialaye, apna paani nikaal te rehti hai.

Dono apne muh ko alag kar dete hain.

Babuji: Ughg… aah… uff… Bahu! Bahu mera paani… aah… nikalne hi waala hai… ah…

Daya: Daal do Babuji. Andar tak daal do. Apna sara paani mere kokh mein dhusad do. Bhar do meri kokh, Babuji.

Babuji: Main… aaya… yeh aaya! Aahha… ayaaaaaaaaa….

Yeh keh ke, Babuji Daya ko majboot pakad mein jakad lete hai.

Jetha apni badi-badi ankhon se, apne Babuji ke gote contract hote hue dekh ta hai. Samaj jaa ta hai. Babuji apne gote ka puri sperm unki bahu Daya ke kokh mein khaali kar rahe hain! Yeh dekh, Jetha fir se sperm kar leta hai!

Babuji lag bhag tees se chaalees second tak sperm karte rehte hain Daya ke andaar. Daya ki jhanghe bhi kaampti rehti hai. Poore tees se chaales second woh bhi apne sasur ka beej leti hai aur sankuchan kar, apna paani nikaal te rehti hai.

Dheere dheere, unki gati dheemi ho jaati hai. Sperm to ho gaya, par Babuji abhi bhi apna naram lund Daya ke yoni ke andar hi rakhte hain. Fir bade pyaar se Daya ko dekh ke uski chummi lete hain.

Daya bhi aankhen band kar, unki chummiyon ka jawab apni chummiyon se deti hai. Jetha dheere se khada hota hai. Un dono ko sunai na de, us tarah se Babuji ke bedroom ka darwazaa band kar, apne bedroom mein jaa kar, bistar pe gir jaata hai.

Uska dimaag bus yahi soch te reh ta hai ki us ne yeh sab kya dekha. Soch ta hai ki uske teen inch wale lund se woh Daya ko khush nahi rakh sakta. Is liye Daya Babuji ke paas unke gyaraah inch waale lund ka anand le, unse sambhog karti hai.

Achanak Jetha bistar pe baith jaata hai. Yeh nahin ho sakta!

Kya nahin ho sakta?

Wahi, jo us ne hospital mein dekha tha jab Tapu paida hua tha!

Paida hote hi, jab pehli baar Jetha ne Tapu ko dekha tha to, Daya se mazaak kiya tha:

Jetha: Daya, Tapu ka lund to bohut bada hai! Bada ho ke ladkiyaan to mar jayegi.

Us waqt, Jetha ne, Babuji aur Daya ke beech mein ek bohut chotti si jhalak ko pass hote dekha tha. Jaise Babuji aur Daya ko kuch pata hai jo usko nahi pata.

Lekin ab! Ab Jetha ko samajh mein aaya ki aakhir Tapu ka lund bhi itna bada kyon tha! Aakhir Tapu kiski nasl le ke aaya tha. Aur uska ‘asli’ baap kaun tha.

Yeh soch kar, Jetha hans deta hai.

Jetha: Chalo, kam se kam baat family ke beecho-beech hi rahegi.

Aakhir mein ghar ka lund hi ghar ki chut mein gaya hai!

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