Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 18 (Kya Musibat Hai Ghar Aaye Mehmaan!)

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PART 18: Kya Musibat Hai Ghar Aaye Mehmaan!
Narrated by Rahul

Bharti ne to mujhe apne hi room se beghar kar diya tha. Usne sirf mujhe mere kamre se nahi saath hi mere armaano par bhi paani pher diya tha. Dimaag to mera aise hi kharab ho raha tha, pata nahi kyu maine ise bula liya. Ek to daal gali nahi upar se ab aaj mujhe sofe par sona hoga.

Aaj ka sala din hi manhoos tha shayad. Jo bhi khel soch raha tha sab uske palat ho raha tha. Ek to bewaqt aayi hui aunty aur meri bulaayi nayi musibat Bharti. Ek tarah se bolo to khud apne hi pair pe khuladi maar di maine. Thodi der aise hi apne kiye aur papa ke kiye ko kosta raha.

Fir dekha to maa bahar jane ke liye taiyaar hokar apne kamre se bahar nikli. Maa ek kale rang ki lose top aur white color ki skin fit jeans pehan kar nikli. Aap logo ko to bataya hi tha ki meri maa modern dress ki shaokeen hai. Tight jeans mein unki tang, jangh aur kamar ke akaar bade hi lubhaawne lag rahe the.

Unhe dekh main bola: Wow looking hot mom!
Maa apne hont par ungli rakhti hui boli: Chup idiot, hum akele nahi hai ab. Kavita sun legi.
Main: To sunne dona.

Maa mere sar par hat marti hui boli: Abhi chup. Aisi waisi koi baat nahi karo.
Main: Waise kaha ja rahe ho aaplog?
Maa: Bas aise hi kisi mall mein jayenge. Agar hui to shoping karlenge bas, waise tumne achanak se kyu mana kar diya ki tumhe nahi aana.

Main: Are maa woh Bharti nahi aa rahi to woh yaha akeli ho jayegi sochke.
Maa mere sar ko sahlate hue boli: Achcha bacha mera. Doosro ki bhi parwaah karta hai.
Main: Aunty kidhar hai?

Maa: Woh to abhi abhi nahane gayi hai. Thodi time lagega use aane mein. Kyu ab aunty ki bhi parwa hone lagi tumhe?
Maa ki is baat mein ajeeb sa taw tha. Main unhe dekh bola: Nahi to, bas yoon hi poocha.

Maa apne ek pair pe dusra rakh mere bagal baith gayi aur boli: Us time kisse baat kar rahe the tum?
Main: Kab?
Maa: Sham ko mobile pe.

Main: Are woh mera ek friend tha usse aise hi. Kyu?
Maa mujhe tirchi nazar se dekhti hui boli: Beta! Main kaun hoon batao?
Main hairaani se unhe dekhne laga ki aakhir maa kya bol rahi hai?
Main: Matlab?

Maa: Main tumhari maa hoon samjhe.
Itna kahti hui woh mere kaan ko pakdi aur mere kaan ke paas akar boli: Mat bhoolna ki tum kaha se aaye ho.

Main: Matlab? Main kaha se aaya matlab?
Maa: Wahi se jaha ke liye tum kal raat se pagal ho.
Unhone ye kahte hue apne jeans ke taraf apni choot ke hisse par aankho se ishara ki.

Fir boli: Agar tumhe yaha se nikal kar itna bad kar sakti hoon to tumhari niyat bhi saaf samajh jaati hoon.
Main unhe dekhta raha ki aakhir ye in baato se ja kaha rahi hai?

Tab woh boli: Jo bhi hai tumhare mann mein use mann mein hi rakhna warna mujhse buri koi nahi hogi.
Woh mere kaan ko chor di par unki nazar mujhse nahi hati to main bola: Mom! Aap bol kya rahi ho?

Maa ne ispar ek hi jawaab mein mujhe shaant kardi. Woh boli: Mat bhoolna ki woh tumhari bahan jaisi hai. Ulte seedhe khayal mann mein mat lana.
Hai bhagwaan ye maa ko kaise pata chali?
Main: Aap pagal ho kya? Main aisa soch bhi kaise sakta hoon.

Maa: Ab tum bano mat. Jabse woh aayi hai tabse dekh rahi hoon, pahle to tum aise nahi the. Usse baat tak zyada nahi karte the aur aaj usse kuch zyada hi chipak rahe the.
Main: Mom, aap bas galat samajh rahi ho.

Maa: Haan tabhi to woh kitchen mein aayi to tum aaye. Woh living mein gayi to tum bhi gaye. Woh aane se mana ki to turant tumhe bhi online classes aane lagi? Sab samajhti hoon mein. Maa hoon tumhari.
Main: Mom! Aisa kuch nahi hai, sachi.

Maa: Acha ho ki aisa kuch na ho, warna jo kuch bhi hamare beech hua woh hamesha ke liye bhool jana.
Maa mere short ke upar mere lund par hath rakh aage boli: Tum sirf mere ho filhaal samjhe. Aur ye mera hai.

Mujhe yahi samajh nahi aa rahi thi ki maa gussa kyu kar rahi hai. Maa isliye gussa kar rahi hai kyu ki Bharti meri bahan jaisi hai ya fir… Ya fir maa ko mere saath Bharti ko dekh jalan ho rahi thi.

Maa mere lund ko short ke sath hi marodti hui boli: samajhe, ya aur ache se samjhana padega.
Main: Ahhh!

Meri aah sunte hi maa ne mere lund ko chor diya aur fir wahi halke se sahlati hui boli: Sholy sholy dard hua kya.
Main: Nahi par aap jo bhi soch rahe ho sab galat soch rahe ho.

Jhoot bola taaki maa ki choot se hath na dho baithu. Tabhi aunty ne andar room se awaaz di to maa mere sar ko thap thapati hui apne kamre ko chali gayi.
Yaar halat kharab ho gayi meri to. Maa to sachme sabki maa nikli yaar. Kitni asaani se woh jaan gayi mere mann mein kya hai.

Par baal baal bach gaya abhi to. Warna Bharti to hath se jaati hi saath hi maa bhi. Main chain ki saanse lene laga ki tabhi phone mein watsap message ki ring baji. Uthakar dekha to Bharti ka message aaya hua tha. Turant kholkar dekha ye sochte hue ki kahi uska mann to nahi badal gaya.

Bharti: Tum kya aaj hi room saaf kiye?
Maine wapas likha: Nahi to. Main hamesha karta hoon.

Bharti ne tab ek pic bheji. Dekha to ye mere bed ke neeche ki tasweer thi jo usne abhi abhi li thi. Maine saare kachde bed ke neeche jhaad diye the hadbadi mein.

Bharti: To kya tum har roz aise saaf karte ho?
Main: Are yaar tum mere room mein itna jasoosi mat karo ab.
Main ye poora chidte hue likha. Ek to mere room pe kabza kar li hai uspar uske mere kamre ke nuske nikalna. Gaand jal rahi thi meri.

Bharti: Main koi jasoosi nahi kar rahi thi bas meri pen neeche giri to nazar padi.
Main: Mere kisi bhi cheezo ko haat mat lagana.
Bharti: Mujhe lagani bhi nahi hai.

Main: To fir mere bed pe kyu baithi hui ho. Floor pe baitho (Zor se hasne wali smily)
Bharti: Maine bedsheet badal di.

Main: Are pagal woh bedsheet maine aaj hi daali thi aur waise meri almaari kyu kholi tum?
Ye is liye poocha kyu ki nayi bedsheet nikalne ke liye woh meri almaari kholi hi hogi.

Bharti: Offo ghabrao mat. Main tumhari koi bhi secret cheez nahi dekhne wali. (Jeeb nikalkar chidaane wali smily)
Main: Wahi theek rahega.

Pata nahi kyu par ab main Bharti se ajeeb tareeke se chida hua tha. Thodi der baad maa firse apme room se nikal kar kitchen ko gayi. Palat kar dekha to andar se aunty ne maa ke kamre ka darwaza band kar di. Main nahi chahta tha ki maa ko aisa lage ki main sachme Bharti ke taraf koi dilchasbi dikha raha hoon.

To main uth kar kitchen ko gaya. Maa kitchen mein counter ke taraf mud kar kuch kar rahi thi to main peeche se jakar unhe gale lagate hue bola: Mom! Ek baat bolu?

Maa ghabrati hui boli: Rahul! Choro mujhe, Bharti ya aunty aa gayi to?
Main unhe bina chorte hue bola: Offo mom, aap na aise ghabrao mat. Abi koi nahi aayega.
Maa: Pagal mat bano. Choro mujhe.

Main: Mom, aunty aur Bharti dono ne apne room andar se lock kar rakhe hai. Agar woh nikale to darwaza khulne ki awaaz to aayegi hi na. Aap khamakha ghabrao mat.

Maa meri baat se sahmat ho gayi kyu ki unhone sangharsh karna band kar di aur boli: In sabme bada dimaag chalta hai tumhara.
Main apna ek haat unke top ke nichle hisse se andar dalkar unke nange paet par rakh bola: Akhir aapka hi to beta hoon.

Itna kahte hue maine apna haat top ke andar upar badhaya aur jab unke boob ke paas pahuncha to main bola: Mom! Aap bina bra ke bahar ja rahi ho?
Maa muskurati hui boli: Sochi thodi khuli hokar ghumu aaj!

Main top ke andar hi unke mulayam boob ko dabate hue bola: Aaj ya… Aap hamesha aise hi jati ho bahar?
Maa: Hat pagal!

Main ispar unki nipple ko nichodte hue bola: Kash Bharti aur aunty na aati aaj to ab tak kitni baar aapko chodh chukka hota.
Maa siskari leti hui boli: Issss! Haaan kaaash.

Itne mein maine apne doosre haat ko unke top pe paet ke upar se neeche legaya. Aur use seedhe unki jeans ke andar dhakelte hue unki panty ke uparse unki chut ke upar le gaya. Maa apni jangho ko satati hui mujhe aur andar haat lejane se roki.

Maa: Aah! Nahi Rahul, haat nikalo…abhi nahi, please.
Main: Aap aise kaise soch sakte ho ki main aapko chorkar kisi aur pe nazar dalunga.

Meri is baat par maa ki janghe thodi dheel dene lagi mano unhe meri ye baat lubha gayi. Main apni haat aur thodi neeche lejakar panty ke upar se unki choot ke honto ko sahlane laga. Maa ki aankhe halki band hone lagi.

Woh boli: Woh sab theek hai par abhi hath nikalo. Koi aa sakta hai Rahul.

Main kaha manne wala tha? Main unki panty ke side se apni do ungli andar ghusakar unki choot ko ragadne laga aur bola: Aisa to nahi lag raha ki aap sachme mujhe rokna chahti ho mom.

Is baat par unki madhoshi ke rang mein dhali chehre par muskaan aa gayi aur woh boli: Chup… Battameez. Oh! Mujhe dar bhi lag raha hai.

Main unki choot ke bahar nikle hont ko apni ungliyo ke beech phasakar masalte hue bola: Aapke mann mein darr hoga par neeche to masti ke rass umad rahe hai mom.

Maa ko bhi pata tha ki unki choot geeli ho rahi hai aur meri ungliyo se ye mujhe bhi pata chall raha tha. Unko aur tarsaane ke liye main ek hath se unki choot ragadta aur doosre se unki top ke andar unki nipple ko nichodta. Maa apni muh ko dabati hui apni aahe daba kar khadi thi.

Main unhe dekh uttejit hota hua aur bhi maze se apna kaam kar raha tha. Thodi der baad maa ki ek hath peeche aayi aur short ke upar se mere lund ko pakadne lagi. Mera lund tann chukka tha aur isse unhe achchi pakad mil rahi thi. Jitni zor mein unki nipple nichodta woh utni hi zor se mere lund ko pakad dabati.

Dard to ho hi raha tha par dard mein bhi apna hi maza mill raha tha. 1 minute yahi sillsila chalta raha. Fir maine aur thoda zor lagate hue apni 2 ungliya maa ki choot mein utaar diya. Maa pagal hoti hui siskari Bharti hui mere lund ko aise kheechi mano ukhaad hi de.

Par main kuch bola nahi aur dheere dheere unki tight jeans ke andar unki choot mein ungli karne laga. Maa ki aankhe band aur unka dimaag besudh hue ja rahi thi. Tabhi achanak se kisi ek darwaaze ki khulne ki awaaz aayi. Use sunte hi meri aur maa ki halat kharab ho gayi.

Hum turant hadbadate hue ek dusre se alag ho gaye. Mera ek hath maa ke rass se sani hui thi aur maa ki aankhe nashe se. Main unse hatkar washbasin ke paas jakar haat dhone ka natak karne laga. Woh counter ko pakde khud ko hosh mein laati hui kitchen ke darwaaze ke taraf dekhne lagi ki kaun aa raha hai.

Tabhi Bharti kitchen mein hame dhoondti hui aayi aur boli: Tum yaha ho?
Uske tum bulane se main samajh gaya ki woh mujhe bol rahi thi. Main sirf sar palat kar use dekha. Pura palat nahi sakta tha kyu ki neeche mera lund ab bhi tann kar short ke upar pahad banaye hue tha.

Main: Haan, kya hua?
Bharti ek tak mujhe aur maa ko dekhti hui boli: Woh…woh mujhe wifi ki password chahiye thi.
Main: Haan woh ye hai.

Maine use hamare ghar ki wifi ki password batayi. Fir woh apne phone par kuch karne ke baad maa ko dekh boli: Aap theek to hona aunty?
Maa ghabrati hui boli: Haa….. Haan theek hoon. Kyu, kya hua?
Bharti: Woh aap ke maathe pe itna pasina hai.

Maa: Woh to abhi maine thodi touch up ki thi chehre par uska hoga. Kitchen mein kaafi garmi hai na.
Bharti is par sahmat to hui par fir maa ki mudi sikudi top ke taraf nazar dalti hui boli: Aapka top bigad gaya hai.

Maa neeche dekhi to unka top ek taraf se halki uthi hui thi ab bhi. Usi taraf jiss taraf se main apne haat dale hue tha. Woh hadbadati hui use theek karti hui boli: Ye sab pehan kar kitchen mein kabhi aana hi nahi chahiye.
Bharti: Woh to sahi kaha aapne.

Itna kahti hui Bharti apne phone mein kuch karti hui waha se wapas chali gayi. Main aur meri maa aise hi rahe bina kuch bole jab tak mere room ka darwaza band hone ki awaaz nahi aayi. Awaaz ke aate hi maa kitchen ke darwaaze ke paas gayi.

Aur fir bahar jhank kar dekhi ki koi bahar to nahi aur fir mujhe dekh ghoorne lagi. Maano maine koi badi galti kar di ho aur fir woh boli: Abhi pakde jate tumhare karan.

Par jab woh ye boli to unke shakal pe gussa to kam tha par ek muskaan thi jise dekh main bola: Par maza aa gaya mom, haina.
Maa: Chup, jaan nikal gayi meri.

Main unke taraf palta apna tana hua pahad dikhate hue aur bola: Par apke shakal se to aisa nahi lag raha. Jaan to nikli hai par maza bhi aaya is lukka chuppi main.

Maa ke muh muh unki chupi muskaan zyada der chupi nahi rahi aur woh halke se hasti hui boli: You are a pervert.
To main bola: Aap kaonsi kam ho.

Tabhi maa ke room ka darwaza khula aur aunty ke aane ki aahat suni. Woh seedhe chalti hui kitchen ko aayi aur maa ko dekh boli: Chalo main taiyaar ho gayi.

Woh achi khasi salwaar aur suit pehan kar aayi thi. Waise to dekhne mein mast hi lag rahi thi, par unke liye mere mann mein abhi kuch aaya nahi tha. Fir aunty mujhe dekhi to yaad aaya meri halat aisi nahi ki abhi unhe seedha dekh khada rahu aur turant palat gaya.

Pata nahi itne thode waqt mein unhone mere short mein kuch dekha ya nahi.
Maa unhe tokti hui boli: Haan to chale?
Aunty mujhe awaaz deti hui boli: Rahul! Khana sab banaya hai agar hum late aaye to tum dono kha lena.

Main ek dhuli hui bartan ko hi uthakar dhote hue unhe na dekhte hue bola: Haan theek hai aunty. Hum kha lenge.
Mann hi mann bola: Aur hua to aapki beti ki choot bhi kha lunga.

Aunty kitchen se chali gayi aur fir main palat kar dekha to maa kitchen se nikalti hui mujhe dekh boli: Hua to jaldi kha kar dono so jana. Samjhe!
Us “samjhe” shabd ko maa ne kaafi baariki se utha kar boli par mujhe unki baat samajh nahi aayi.

Thodi der baad ghar ke main door khulne ki awaaz aayi aur fir maa wahi se boli: Bye Rahul, aati hoon baad mein. Kha kar so jana samjhe.
Main: Haan ok!

Maa ye dubara kyu boli, kha kar sojana aur saath hi samjhe! Unka kya matlab hai. Kya woh aaj wapas nahi aane wali thi? Kya woh kisi aur ke sath…? Nahi nahi. Main kya kya sochne lag gaya.

Fir darwaza band hone ki awaaz aayi to main wapas living ko gaya. Aur sofe pe baith apne phone ko lekar dekhne laga jo main wahi chor kar kitchen aaya tha. Dekha to usme kuch messages aaye hue the Bharti ke.

Bharti: Hmmm! Iska matlab bohut kuch hai yaha. (Hasne wali smily)
Ye message kaafi pahle aayi thi shayad tab jab maa mere se living mein baat kar rahi thi. Uske baad bhi kayi message aaye.

Bharti: Hello!
Bharti: Mar gaye kya?
Bharti: Mujhe wifi ki password chahiye.
Bharti: Hello! Ho kaha?

Ye sare message usne shayad kitchen mein aane se pahle ki thi jab main maa ke sath masti kar raha tha. Tabhi shayad mere reply na karne par woh room se bahar nikal aayi mujhe doondthi hui. Maine fir use reply kiya.

Main: Sorry kitchen mein tha jab tum message ki to.
Turant uska reply aaya mano woh phone lekar hi baithi ho.
Bharti: Woh to maine dekha hi. Tum kya kar rahe the waha.
Main: Kuch nahi, ek do plate padi thi use dho raha tha.

Bharti: Par washbasin mein maine to koi plate nahi dekhi.
Sachme kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki ladkiyo ki nazar kisi jasoos se kam nahi. Maa ko hi dekhlo kaise woh jaan gayi ki shayad mere mann mein Bharti ko lekar kuch ho aur ab ye. Main turant reply kiya.

Main: Dho kar rakhne ke turant baad tum aayi.
Bharti: Whatever…
Main: Kya kar rahi ho?
Bharti: Padh rahi hoon.

Main: Kya padh rahi ho?
Bharti: Yahi medical ki.
Main: Oho, matlab biology!
Bharti: Haan!

Main: Tab to reproductive system par bohut padhayi ki hogi tumne.
Bharti: Oh god! Tum ladko ko biology ka wahi ek chapter yaad rahta hai kya? Chalo bye, mujhe padhne do.
Main: Wahi to sabse interesting chapter hai.

Bharti: Uff, chalo bye. Mujhe padhna hai.
Main: Mom aur aunty nahi hai ghar pe.
Bharti: Pata hai. Aunty bye boli to suni main.
Main: To fir itna kyu padhna.

Bharti: Tumhare tarah nahi hoon ki sirf dikhane ke liye padhayi karu. Chalo ab bye.

Maine fir use 2 ya 3 message kiye. Par ek hi tick ka symbol mila jisse samajh gaya ki usne apni internet band kardi. Ab karta bhi kya, samne TV thi. Lagakar dekhne laga aur yoon hi waqt kaatne laga.

To be continued.