Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 55.2 (Beti Ke Badti Shaitaniya)

Narrated by Swati

In sawalo mein main baithi unke kamre ko dekh rahi thi. Tab dhyan mein aayi ki papa mujhe dekh rahe hai. Main turant unhe dekh muskurayi aur aankho se ishara ki. Papa aankho se ishara kiye ki main itni kya soch mein doobi hui hun.

Main uthi aur papa ke paas jaa kar baith gayi aur kaan mein boli: To kya haal hai?

Papa dheemi awaaz mein bole: Haal! Kiska, mera? Hahaha, ayse kyu pooch rahi ho tum?

Main apni haath bada kar unke lund par rakh boli: Aapka nahi papa, inka, hahaha!

Papa muskurate hue kitchen ko dekh bole: Pagal ladki, sachme tumhari maa sahi kahti hai, daant ki bohut zarurat hai tumhe.

Main: Achcha! Daantoge aap mujhe?

Papa: Haan aur zarurat pada na to pitayi bhi hogi.

Main: Kaha pitaayi karoge papa?

Papa samjah gaye par woh bina sharam ke mujhse bole: Tumhari bum par hahaha, badmash!

Main: Tab to main aur badmashi karungi aapke sath.

Papa: Kyu?

Main adao ke sath apni nichli honto ko kaat boli: Taaki aap meri gand par jam kar pitaayi kare.

Mere is tarah gand shabd bolte hi unka lund jo mere hath ke neeche tha halke se uchal padi. Samajh gayi ki unhe sunkar utsukta hui.

Papa: Gand?

Main: Haan kyu aapko Hindi nahi pata.

Papa: Hmmm, sab seekh kar baithi ho tum.

Main: Aur ek baat bataun?

Papa: Haan bolo.

Main aankh maarti hui boli: Ya dikhaun?

Papa: Ehh! Kya hai batao to?

Main: Bataun ya dikhaun pahle woh bataiye.

Papa: Offo achcha chalo batao.

Main: Hmmm… meri dress kaysi lagi aapko?

Papa: Achchi hai, par choti hai. Usi liye tumhari maa chilla rahi thi.

Main: Hmmm, ek aur baat agar unhe pata chala to woh behosh hi ho jayegi.

Papa: Kya?

Main: Ki maine abhi sirf aur sirf yahi dress pehni hai.

Papa ke chehre par chamak aa uthi aur woh bole: Hatt kuch bhi, jhooti.

Main: Hmm boli to thi aapko, batana hai ya dikhana hai?

Papa: Dikhao.

Main bhaaw khaati hui boli: Nahi, maoka di thi aapko papa, aapne nahi lee.

Papa mere kaan ko pakad halke se marodte hue bole: Badmaash, papa ko pareshaan karo bas ye sab jhoot bolke.

Main hasti hui boli: Hahaha, jhoot nahi bol rahi.

Papa: Achcha!

Main: Agar yakeen nahi to dekh lijiye hath lagake.

Papa honto pe sharart bhari muskan liye ek baar kitchen ke taraf dekhe. Fir apne baanye hath ko neeche lakar meri jangh par rakh diye. Dheere dheere meri skirt ke andar hath le gaye. Main unke badte hath ko nimantran deti hui apni janghe phaila li.

Papa ka hath seedhe meri jangho ke beech meri garm choot par ja chuwi. Papa wahi hath sataye rakhe aur kitchen ko firse dekhe aur fir mujhe bole: Badmash, ek to itni choti dress uspar panty bhi nahi?

Main: Hahaha, hmmm raat ki taiyari kar rahi hun papa.

Papa meri choot par halke ungliyo se sahlate hue bole: Raat mein bhi masti?

Main: Haan. Aaj raat bhi aap yahi rahiyega, cricket dekhne ke bahane.

Papa: Haan par Amit ka kya?

Main: Hmmm, woh to sone chale hi jayenge.

Papa meri choot ke dane ko pyar se masalte hue bole: Aur agar nahi gaya to, kahi woh yahi ruk gaya TV dekhne to?

Main unki ungliyo ka maza lekar boli: Mmmm bhaga doongi unhe main.

Papa: Hahaha, pagal ladki.

Itne mein Amit bhaiya apne room ka darwaza khole aur awaaz sunn papa turant meri skirt mein se apna hath kheech liye. Main bhi apni skirt ko theek se ki aur shanti se TV dekhti hui baith gayi.

Amit bhaiya hamare samne aakar dusre sofe par baithe to main unse poochi: To Amit bhaiya bataiyena.

Amit bhaiya: Kya?

Main: Kaonse company mein tha aaj interview.

Amit bhaiya is baar koi time na liye aur jhat se bole: Woh IPM.

Papa: Achcha kidhar? Electronic city?

Amit bhaiya: Nahi nahi, idhar ye hmmmm…

Papa: Manyata tech park?

Amit bhaiya: Aaa… haan wahi wahi, naam yaad nahi aa rahi thi. Wayse uncle.

Papa: Haan Amit bolo.

Amit bhaiya: Mere na ek friend ki didi ki shadi hai yaha.

Papa: Are waah!

Amit bhaiya: Yahi Bangalore mein hi hai, to kya main ja sakta hun?

Papa: Are poochna kyu hai, jakar aao.

Amit bhaiya: Woh lekin uncle 2-3 din lagenge.
Main samajh gayi ki daal mein bohut kuch kala hai aur poochi: 2 se 3 din, yahi Bangalore mein hi hai na, fir bhi?

Amit bhaiya: Haan par woh shadi ke reeti riwaaz unke un sabme sath rahne ko bol rahe hai.

Papa: Theek hai theek hai jakar aao, koi dikkat nahi hai. Wayse bhi kalse to har company mein New Year ki chutti shuru hai. To tumhe koi company mein interview bhi nahi hoga.

Main tokti hui boli: Ayse kayse papa, jaan na pehchaan 3 din, kahi bhatak gaye to.

Papa: Hahaha, bachcha nah hai woh, tumse bada hai.

Papa mere peet peeche meri kamar par halki si cheeti marte hue Amit bhaiya se bole: Tum jao Amit, achche se shadi attend karke aao. Kab jana hai?

Amit: Kal subah 8 baje tak.

Main papa ke taraf dekhi to samajh gayi ki unke mann mein kya hai. Papa bhi chahte the ki agle 3 chuttiyo ke din Amit bhaiya ghar par na hi ho to theek hai. Papa ke chupe iraade soch meri badan mein masti ki lahar daud gayi.

Papa: Subah subah uth kar jana padega tab.

Amit bhaiya: Haan uncle.

Papa: Tab ek kaam karo khaana kha kar jaldi sojana aaj.

Amit bhaiya: Haan uncle, wayse bhi thoda thaka hua hun aaj.

Papa: Koi baat nahi aunty ko boldo ki khana de dete tumhe jaldi.

Amit: Nahi nahi uncle, aap logo ke sath hi khaunga, usme koi dikkat nahi, to main apne dost se bol dun kya ki main subah aunga?

Papa: Haan haan boldo, payse hai na tumhare paas Amit, kuch chahiye ho to bolna.

Amit bhaiya: Nahi uncle hai, theek hai main use phone karke bata deta hun uncle.

Papa: Haan haan bilkul bata do.

Amit bhaiya uthe aur phone lekar apne room ko chale gaye.

Unke jaate hi main papa ko dekh boli: Bade chaalu ho papa aap.

Papa: Hahaha, kyu?

Main: Hmmm, kuch nahi, bas dekh rahi thi ki aap kitne uttaawle ho rahe hai Amit bhaiya ko 2-3 din bahar bhagane mein.

Papa mere gaal ko cheeti kaat bole: Tabhi to main apni nanhi pari ke sath zyada waqt katunga.

Main hasti hui uthi aur papa se boli: Ek minute aati hun.

Main jhat se apne kamre ko bhagi aur dheere se apne kamre mein ghus darwaza band kar di. Room ki light off hi rakhi aur Amit bhaiya ke room se sati dewaar par kaan lagayi par kuch sunaayi nahi di. Main dabe paaw apne balcony ke darwaze ke paas gayi.

Sheeshe ke paar Amit bhaiya apne balcony mein khade phone mein baat kar rahe the. Main bina awaaz kiye apne balcony door ko dheere se kholi aur unki baat sunne lagi.

Amit bhaiya phone pe: Haan ok, theek subah main pahunch jaunga tumhare yaha. Par unko bhi taiyaar rahne boliyega.
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Amit bhaiya: Haan baba bag le lunga, kapde bhi le lunga. Yaha koi dikkat nahi hai uncle maan gaye.
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Amit bhaiya: Theek hai theek hai, to kal subah pahle mein tumhare yaha aunga fir waha se uske yaha.
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Amit bhaiya: Haan bilkul, love you, bye!

Iske baad woh phone cut kiye aur main chup chap apne room ke andar aa gayi. Amit bhaiya akhir ja kaha rahe hai? Aur ye kya tha? I love you! Akhir kaon ho sakti hai woh?

Main chup chaap wapas papa ke sath jakar baith gayi. Kuch der baad Amit bhaiya aa gaye par woh kuch bole nahi. Unhe kisi baat ki tension thi aur woh bohut badi baat chupa rahe the. Par kya?

Ayse hi waqt kata aur fir kuch der baad khana khane ko maa sabko bulane lagi. Papa dinnig table par ja baithe aur saath hi main jaldi se unke bagal mein. Main nahi chahti thi ki unke bagal mein Amit bhaiya baithe aaj. Table ke ek taraf maa aur Amit bhaiya the to is taraf main aur papa.

Mere bagal mein hone se papa bhi kafi khush the. Hum sab khana khane lage par mere andar to badmashi thi. Papa mere baanye taraf the aur main apni baanyi hath table ke neeche se unki jangh par rakh di. Papa pahle thode ghabraaye ki kahi maa ya Amit bhaiya na dekh le.

Par fir woh bejhijhak baithe khane lage. Main bhi khana khaati hui dheere dheere apne hath unki jangh par sahlati hui upar le jane lagi. Sab shanti se kha rahe the aur main yaha apne kaam mein lagi hui thi. Kuch hi palo mein meri hath unke payjame ke upar unke lund par thi.

Meri harkato se unka lund aadha tana hua tha. Na papa mujhe dekh rahe the na main papa ko. Dheere dheere hath se sahlati hui main unhe khana khane ke sath neeche maza dene lagi. Payjame ke kapde ke sath pakad meri ungliya unke lund ko gol gol sahla rahi thi aur unka lund badta hua apni poori akar mein aa gaya.

Achanak se papa apna banya hath neeche le gaye aur mere hath ko pakad hata diye. Mujhe laga woh ishara de rahe ho ki ab main ye na karu. Unka hath kuch der neeche hi raha. Fir achanak se woh apne usi hath se meri hath ko pakad wapas le gaye.

Aur tab pata chala ki papa to mujhse bhi zyada badmaash hai. Woh chup chupa kar apne payjame ko halka khol chuke the aur apne tane hue lund ko bahar nikal rakhe the. Mere hath mein ab unka pure akaar mein phula hua lamba mota lund tha.

Main khana khati hui ab achche se unke lambe lund ko upar neeche sahla rahi thi. Kuch der yahi hua jab achanak se maa mujhse boli: Aaj kayse tere hath khali hai? Aaj hath mein phone nahi tere khana khate waqt?

Maa ko to tana kayse bhi mujhe maarni hi thi, to aaj yahi boli. Maine bhi jawaab mein neeche papa ke lund ko neechodi aur maa se boli: Kisne kaha hath mein nahi hai. Jo chahiye mujhe woh to mere hath mein hi hai.

Meri baat sun papa mujhe dekhne lage ki main kya kah rahi hun. Main unhe dekhi to unke chehre par ghabrahat thi jise dekh main hass padi aur boli: Kya! Jo mujhe khani hai woh to mere hath mein hi hi na papa?

Papa: Aaa… matlab?

Main neeche apni hath ke anghute se unke lund ke sar ko gol sahlati hui aur apni daanyi hath mein roti ka niwala dikha kar boli: Khana aur kya, hahaha!

Papa rahat ki halki saans chor hasne ka natak kar apne khane ko khane lage.

Maa papa se boli: Haan aap bhi pakde rahiye isse apne hath mein kahi kisi din hath se na nikal jaaye ye.

Main: Offo maa, papa kyu mujhe pakde rahenge? Main hi unhe hamesha pakdi rahungi, haina papa.

Main unke lund ko dabakar sahlati hui aage boli: Aapko main kabhi apne hath se nikalne nahi dungi.

Papa: Aaa, haan haan pakde rahna, hahaha. Chalo khana khao chup chaap ab.

Fir ayse hi main aur papa dheere dheere khana khate rahe aur Amit bhaiya kha kar uth gaye.

Papa: Are ho gaya tumhara?

Amit bhaiya: Haan uncle aaj zyada khane ka mann nahi ho raha.

Maa turant mujhe dekh boli: Tu kya aaj itna dheere dheere kha rahi hai.

Main: Dheere hi to khati hun main hamesha.

Papa: Are ise khane do araam se. Tum hamesha iske peeche kyu padi rahti ho?

Maa: Haan haan bachaiye ise hamesha meri daant se. Aap hi ho jo ise bigad rahe hai, yaad rakhiyega.

Maa apna plate lekar uthi. Amit bhaiya ke plate ko lekar kitchen ko jati hui boli: Main kuch bhi kahu to galat hi lagega aapko abhi.

Main aur papa chup rahe aur dekhe to Amit bhaiya bhi hath dhokar apne room ko jane lage. Pata nahi aakhir Amit bhaiya ke dimaag mein aaj kya chal raha tha. Woh kisse baat kar rahe the us waqt?

Par mujhe kya? Mere hath mein to woh tha jo mujhe chahiye thi. Mere papa ka tana hua lund. Agle panch minute main aur papa ayse hi baithe khana khatm kiye. Fir woh apne lund ko payjame mein daal bole: Chalo hath muh dho lo aur baaki baad mein.

Main muskurati hui honto ko daba kar papa ko aankh maari. Fir unke lund ko pakde hath ko muh ke paas laakar chaat gayi. Mujhe ayse karte dekh papa mud kar kitchen ki taraf dekhe aur fir mujhse bole: Abhi ye sab band karo, baad mein sab araam se karte hai.

Woh ye kah kar kitchen ko gaye. Fir main bhi apni plate kitchen mein rakh hath dhokar apne room aa gayi. Fir intezaar karne lagi ki kab thodi aur der ho to papa ke paas living room mein jaun unke sath masti bhari chudai karne.

To be continued.