Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 24 (Sarika Aur Kavita Vs Boyz Club)

Narrated by Sarika

Hello! Main Sarika. Rahul ko to aap log jaante hi hai, uski maa. Aaj pahli baar main aapko Kumar apartment ki aaj ki episode apni zubaan sunaungi. Episode 18 main apne pada ki main aur Kavita sham ko bahar gaye aur fir raat ko wapas aaye.

Uske baad episode 22 mein Rahul ke sath mid night sex ka kissa. Lekin kya aapne ye socha ki main aur Kavita sham ko bahar jakar kya gul khila rahe the? To chaliye batati hoon.

Sham ko ghar se hum dono seedhe pahle Mall mein thodi si shopping karne gaye. Ek dukan se dusre mein ghus ghus kar main aur Kavita khamaka shopping ke bahane dukaan ki saari cheezo par nazar daal kar bina khareede nikal rahe the. Top, jeans, bra panti se lekar perfume se lekar har cheez.

Aise hi hum dono mall mein hi kareeb 1 – 2 ghante bitaaye aur fir 8:30 ko wapas ghar chalne ko nikle. Waise mere hisab se to hum late nahi hue the par Kavita kafi kit pit kar rahi thi.

Use mere jaise zyada ghumne firne ki aadat nahi. Woh to bas kaise bhi ghar jaldi jaane ke chakkar mein thi. Aur main kaise bhi sham ko aur mazedaar banane ki koshish mein. Thodi si chalne par hume samne ek pub mili jise dekh main ruki.

Kavita boli: Kya hua?
Main pub ki taraf ishara kar boli: Woh dekh!
Kavita ishare par pub ko dekhi aur boli: Nahi, kabhi nahi! Pagal.

Main: Offo chalona, tu kisse darti hai? Bharti ke papa nahi honge waha.
Kavita: Haan par Bharti to hai tumhare ghar pe, woh jaan gayi to.
Main hasti hui boli: Ha ha ha! Main to bas pub mein jaane ki baat kar rahi thi, tu to peeke talli hokar ghar jaane ki bhi soch li.

Kavita: Obviously yaar, waise bhi woh din ab kaha, tujhe yaad hai akhiri baar hum kab gaye the?
Main: Haan, tab Rahul 5th class mein tha aur ab woh 12vi paas karke baitha hai. Soch kitne saal ho gaye.

Kavita: Haan yaar. Maa ki zimmedaari mein bohut kuch bhuladi maine.
Kavita ke chehre pe udaasi chhane lagi.

Main boli: Ab ye sochke udaas mat ho, chalo andar aur beeti yaade taaza kare.
Kavita: Mann to hai par ghar pe Rahul aur Bharti, unhe agar pata chala to.

Main: Ek kaam karte hai. 8:30 ho gaye hai. Hamna thodi late 10 ya 10:30 tak jayenge ghar. Tab tak woh dono khakar sone chale jayenge. Khaas kar Rahul. Bas hum ghar jayenge kisi se zyada baat nahi karenge aur seedhe apne room.

Kavita thodi sochne lagi aur boli: Late karenge to unhe shak nahi hoga.
Main has padi aur boli: Un dono ki maaye ek dusre ke sath bahar gayi hai kisi aur mard ke sath nahi jo shak kare.

Kavita: Haan woh baat bhi hai.
Main uski hath pakdi aur boli: To fir, chale?

Kavi honto ko dabati hui haami mein muskura di. Fir hum dono pub ke andar gaye. Kaafi dhundli roshni thi aur tez music mein gana. Hum baithne ke liye koi table dhunde to sara table logo se bhara hua. Kahi 40 umar ke log kahi 60 kahi jawan 25 to kahi 30 par har table mein koi na koi tha hi.

Kavita ko ek table dikhayi jaha humare umar ki 3 mahilaye 4 jawan ladko ke sath baithi drinks kar rahi thi. Main use woh dikhakar uske kaan ke paas jakar boli: Dekh udhar, aur tu kahti hai ab humari umar nahi.

Kavita mujhe dekh muskurayi aur fir boli: Ab baithe kidhar?
Kyu ki pub mein tez awaaz mein gana thi to hume aise hi kaan ke paas aakar bolni pad rahi thi. Main idhar udhar dekhi aur fir dekhi to bar counter ke paas bar chair khali dikhi.

Main: Waha chale?
Kavita: Nahi nahi, sab drink lene aate rahenge.
Main uski kamar pe ungli chubha kar boli: To achcha haina, drink lene agar koi handsome aaya to use line maar lena.

Kavita hasti hui boli: Ha ha ha! Too na bilkul waisi hi hai abhi bhi, pagal. Hamare bacho ke umar ke ladke ladkiya hai yaha zyadatar.
Uski is baat par mere mann mein Rahul ka khayal daud gaya. Main sochne lagi ki Kavita kya jaane ki Rahul aur mere beech kya chal raha hai.

Main uski hath pakdi aur use apne sath bar counter ke paas le gayi. Waha sare kursi khali thi to hum dono baith gaye aur shopping ka saman counter par rakhe.

Ek hatta khatta now jawaan aaya aur bola: Madam.
Main: Hmmmmm.
Woh: You can’t keep your belongings here.

Main mazaak karti hui boli: Mujhe English nahi aati, sorry. Ha ha ha!
Woh samajh gaya ki main mazaak kar rahi hoon aur muskurata hua bola: Madam aap apna samaan aise counter pe nahi rakh sakte. Doosre logo ko bhi baithna hai.

Main: To kya dusre log aake counter pe baithenge. Ha ha ha!
Meri baat sun Kavita aur woh ladka dono hasne lage.
Woh: Mera matlab madam ki…

Main use tokti hui boli: Tum kya usi school mein padhe the jaha main teacher thi?
Woh hairani se bola: Matlab… samjha nahi!

Main: Achcha kya meri car ke driver ho?
Woh: Madam aap kya bol rahi ho, main samajh nahi paa raha.
Main: Are to ye maidhak ke tarah madam madam kya laga rakhe ho. Ha ha ha! I am Sarika aur ye meri friend hai Kavita.

Woh: Ok nice meeting you madam.
Main: Fir!
Woh: Sorry Sarika, par please aap apna samaan counter se hatale. Agar chori ho gayi to pub iske zimmedaari nahi legi.

Main: Main nahi hatane waali. Chaho to tum apne paas us taraf rakho. Chori nahi hogi tab aur agar hui to tumhe pakdungi.
Main aur Kavita baat baat par haase ja rahe the aur hume dekh woh ladka bhi.

Woh: Ok madam laaiye main yaha neeche rakh deta hoon.
Bag mein Victoria Secret ki inner wear ki 2-3 set ki packet thi. Woh lete hi unhe andar dekh thoda sahma. Jise main turant uske chehre ke bhaaw se samajh gayi.

Main boli: Pata nahi tumhe, aurato ki bag mein taaka jhaaki nahi karte.
Woh: Sorry, galti se nazar gayi, maine kuch nahi dekha waise.

Main counter par apni hath rakh thodi jhuk kar baithi aur boli: Sachme kuch nahi dekhe?

Aise baithne pe use meri top ke gale se meri daraar achi khaasi dikh rahi thi aur saath hi maine bra to pehni nahi thi, to uske poore maze the. Kavita to bilkul shant thi.

Woh ladka bola: Madam aap drinks mein kuch order karoge?
Main: Nahi madam to shayad na kare par Sarika aur Kavita zaroor karegi.
Woh has pada aur bola: Sorry! Sarika aap drinks mein kuch order karoge?

Main: (bhawro ko upar uthati hui honto ko halke se kaatti hui) Kya pilaoge tum?
Woh banawati khaasi ke sath bola: Ehm ehm! Anything. Apko kya peena pasand hai.

Woh neeche se ek menu nikal kar mujhe diya aur aage bola: Dekh lijiye.
Main menu lete waqt uski ungliyo ko apni ungliyo se thoda sahla gayi aur boli: Menu wenu mujhe nahi dekhna, tum bar tender hona. Tum batao, humare liye sabse best tumhare taraf se. Aur haan kuch aisa jo smell na kare.

Woh: Hmmm…. Aap cosmo try karke dekhiye.
Main: Ok, whats in it?
Woh: Usme…
Main use tokti hui boli: Waise tumhara naam kya hai?

Woh: Saurabh.
Main: Haan ab bolo Saurabh.
Saurabh: Cosmo lime, cranberry, orange liquor aur vodka ki cocktail hai. Aur iska koi smell nahi hota zyada.

Main: Hmm theek hai, 2. Hum dono ke liye.
Woh: Just a minute madam, sorry Sarika.
Main use dekh muskurane lagi aur woh mud kar drinks nikalne laga.

Kavita meri jangh par cheeti kaat boli: Pagal hai tu. Kya kya bol rahi hai. Bechara.
Main: Tu woh nahi jiske sath main last time aayi thi samjhi.
Kavita: Haan nahi hoon par tu wahi hai ab bhi. Ek number ki farkat.

Main: Waise tujhe pata hai. Maine ise kahi dekha hai.
Kavita: Haan shuru ho gayi tu. Har baar ki teri yahi aadat hai.
Main: Nahi yaar.
Saurabh tabhi humare samne aaya aur main aage bolna band kar di.

Main: Achcha Saurabh.
Saurabh: Yes madam!
Main: Offo!
Saurabh: Sorry, aadat hai. Sabko sir madam bolna padta hai.

Main thodi jhukti hui cleavage dikhati hui use boli: Mujhe sab mein mat jodo. I am different.
Saurabh: Yes you are.

Woh drink banane laga aur main usse baate karne, waise baate kam aur flirt zyada.
Main: Am I really different?
Saurabh: Haan Sarika.

Main apne dono galo par hath rakh hairaan hone ki mazakiya nautanki ke sath boli: Wow Saurabh tumne sahi sahi Sarika bola! Ha ha ha!
Saurabh hasta hua drink shaker mein daal kar hilane laga to main boli: Itna hilaoge to jaldi nikal jayega. Dheere.

Kavita meri baat sun idhar udhar dekhne lagi ki koi aur suna to nahi. Saurabh meri baat par ek tak mujhe aur Kavita ko dekhne laga.

Main boli: Are us shaker se humari drink nikal jayegi boli. Ha ha ha!
Saurabh apni honto main hassi dabata hua humari drink bana kar humare taraf di. Aur hum drinks lekar cheers bolkar peene lage. Drink ka ek sip leti hi main mmmm bolti hui apni honto ka chaati.

Main boli: Nice! Acha banaye. Good. Kyu Kavi?
Kavita: Yeah! Its magical.
Saurabh: Thank you Sarika and Kavita.

Main: Hmmm to aur kya kya magical karte ho?
Saurabh: Bas yahi sab. Kuch aur apko try karna ho to bataye.
Main: Oh, try to bohut kuch karna hai agar tum doge to…

Saurabh: Kyu nahi, is new year party ke liye maine bohut saari nayi cocktail aur mocktail ki recipe banayi hai.
Main use kuch aur bol rahi thi par bechara kuch aur hi samjha to main boli: Chalo kuch nahi, tum samjhe nahi.

Saurabh nasamajh banta hua mujhe aur Kavita ko dekha. Tabhi ek coat pehna hua aadmi counter ke paas aaya aur bola: Sir, 2 more vampire passion. Aapke friends ko woh bohut pasand aayi.
Saurabh: Ok, just 5 minutes.

Woh coat pehna aadmi pub ka manager lag raha tha aur usne ise sir bola to main Saurabh se poochi: Woh to manager thana.
Saurabh: Haan.

Main: Usne tumhe sir bola. Achchi baat hai, sabko respect dete hai yaha ke employee.
Saurabh muskurane laga to main poochi: Aise kyu muskura rahe ho?
Saurabh: Woh darasal…. Ye pub mera hai.

Main aur Kavita use hairaani ke sath dekhe aur main poochi: What? Tum yaha ke owner ho.
Saurabh: Woh mere papa ka 3 pub hai city mein aur ek main chalata hoon.
Main: To ye bar tender banna?

Saurabh: Maine hotel management padhi hai. To aksar time milne par mujhe kuch naye drinks ya khane ki cheese banane mein dilchasbi rahti hai.
Main: Not baad. Aisa hi hona chahiye logo ko.
Saurabh: Thank you madam.

Kavita abh bhi chup thi. Woh aysi nahi thi pahle par ab kafi badal chuki thi lekin main apni flirting jaari rakhi Saurabh ke sath.

Main boli: To kafi paise wale baar tender ho tum to.
Saurabh muskurane laga to main boli: Tab to ek se zyada girlfriend bhi hogi?
Saurabh: Friend hai jo girls hai par girlfriend nahi.
Main: Acha jawab tha.

Saurabh ek kone ki table ko ishara karta hua bola: Woh dekhiye, woh mere friends hai waha.
Main aur Kavita uske ishare pe dekhi to ek table par 2 ladkiya aur 3 ladke the.

Kareeb sab 22- 23 ke honge. Par pub ki dim roshni mein kisi ka bhi chehra utni saaf nahi dikh rahi thi. Saurabh ke ishare ko turant uske ek friend ne dekha aur woh waha se hath uthakar kya poochne ka ishara kiya. Saurabh ne bhi use idhar aane ka ishara de diya.

Main aur Kavita mann mein sawalo ke sath dekhne lage ki isne use abhi yaha kyu bulaya. Woh jaise jaise paas aane laga waise waise uski shakal saaf dikhne lagi aur sath hi use hum bhi. Main hairaan thi ki pahle Saurabh aur ab ye kafi jana pehchana sa laga.

Aur shayad use bhi aisa hi lag raha tha kyu ki uske shakal main bhi waisi hi shanka bhare bhaaw the. Woh paas aate hi Saurabh ko bola: Bol yaar.
Uske baad woh mujhe aur Kavita ko dekh bola: Hi!
Aur fir achanak se muh pe hath rakh bola: Oh teri! Sarika aunty?

Main idhar udhar dekhi aur fir use boli: Idiot! Aunty hogi teri maa! Ho kaon.
Woh ladka: So.. sorry! Aap bade ho to muh se nikal gaya.
Main: Hmmm, dubara bole to sandle muh mein ghusa dungi. Aur tum mujhe kaise jaante ho?

Woh ladka: Aapne pehchana nahi? Main Avinash. Apke flat ke right wale flat mein rahta hoon.
Tab pehchani main use aur boli: Mrs Shukla ke bete. Tum… Tum to yaha the nahi na.

Saurabh: Lo karlo baat duniya kitni choti hai.
Saurabh ke baat par main aur Avinash muskurane lage aur tab Avinash bola: Main States mein tha. Padhayi karne gaya tha abhi study leave mein aaya hoon.

Main: Hmmm…. Main tumhe bhooli nahi hoon. Teena ke peeche pade rahte the.
Tab Kavita aur Saurabh meri baat par hairaani se dekhne lage. Main undono ko boli: Haan, ye Teena ke peeche poore apartment mein ghumte rahta tha. Ek din maine ise pakad liya aur jo na jhaadi isko, ha ha ha!

Avinash: Ha ha ha! Woh to bohut pahle ki baat hai. Waise aap yaha kaise?
Main: Kyu main yaha nahi aa sakti kya? Kahi aisa likh kar board laga hua hai kya?

Suarabh hasne laga to Avinash bola: Nahi woh nahi matlab like…. Choriye jane dijiye.
Main: Nahi nahi bolo hum to aunty ho gaye hai ab yaha sab kaise aana.
Avinash: Are nahi aap dono to abhi bhi achi lag rahi ho. Aunty kisne kaha.

Main: Tumne aur kisne.
Avinash: Woh to respect ke sath bas… hmm sorry bola na. To fir main aaplogo ko bulaun kya?
Main: Sarika. Mujhe Sarika bulao.

Ispar Avinash Kavita ki taraf dekha to woh bhi boli: Kavita.
Avinash: Hi, nice meeting you.
Kavita: Same here.

Avinash: Chaliye na apko apne friends se milata hoon.
Main: Nahi nahi, rahne do. Kya tum apne dosto ko hum auntiyoooo se milaoge.
Avinash: Are yaar aap to ab bhi usi baat par ho.

Woh turant palta aur apne dosto ko hath lahra kar ishara karne laga ki sab idhar aaye. Kavita mujhe dekh bina bole ishare karne lagi ki kya musibat hai ye. Kuch hi der mein uske do dost aaye jo ki ladke the aur dono ldkiya wahi baithi rahi.

Shayad ladkiya kafi akadu kism ki thi jo mere umar ki aurato se milna nahi chaah rahi thi.
Avinash: Hey inse milo ye hai Sarika, aur ye Kavita.

Ek ladka: Hi, I am Rajeev
Dusra ladka: Hi myself Dhruv
Main: hello!
Kavita: Hi!

Pata nahi kyu aise 4 jawaan mardo ke beech kafi uttejna bhar rahi thi. Unke aise mujhse baat karne par ajeeb si romaanch badan mein thi. Waise bhi chahe jo bhi umar ho hum mahilao ko mardo ka hampar dyaan dena hamesha pasand rahti hi hai.

Avinash: Woh kyu nahi aaye?
Uska ishara un do ladkiyo par tha.
Dhruv: Are yaar bola tha unko zyada mat pilao. Ek ko ulti aa rahi hai to dusre ko chakkar.

Rajeev tab baar counter ke taraf Saurabh se bola: Sab iske vampire passion ke karan hua. Ab unko ghar chodne ki musibat bhi meri.

Main daantti hui boli: Hey! Aise nahi bolte, agar koi ladki tumlogo ke bharose aayi hai to use wapas ghar pahunchana tumhari musibat nahi zimmedaari hai, samjhe!

Rajeev: Sorry, mera waisa matlab nahi tha.
Saurabh: Maine to kaha hi tha woh hard hai. Uspar 2 aur order karwaaye tumlogo ne.

Main tab Saurabh ke taraf palat kar boli: I want to try one.
Kavita, Avinash, Dhruv aur Rajeev sab mujhe dekhne lage to main boli: kya hua? Aise kya dekh rahe ho.

Saurabh: It’s hard! Whisky aur Rum ka mixture hai.
Main: I like it hard.
Avinash: Sarika ji! Sachme woh kafi dangerous hai.

Kavita: Pagal rahne de, ghar bhi jana hai hume.
Main Avinash ko boli: Mujhse zyada dangerous hai kya? Bataun tere friends ko?

Dhruv: Oho, aisa kya hai, Avinash!
Avinash: Are yaar kuch khaas nahi!
Rajeev: Sarika ji aap hi batao ye nahi batayega.

Avinash: Are yaar, woh Teena yaad hai tumlogo ko?
Dhruv, Rajeev: Haan!
Avinash: Inki…. beti…. hai woh.
Dhruv: Kya?

Rajeev bina kuch bole muh phadkar mujhe dekhne laga aur bola: Wow!
Main uske muh se wow sun thodi khush ho gayi ki itna jawan ladka mujhe dekh wow bola.

Tabhi Saurabh bola: Drink banana hai ya nahi?
Main: Bilkul, pooch kyu rahe ho?
Saurabh turan peeche palta aur apne kaam mein laga aur main ladko ke taraf mud kar boli: Aur batao. Woh kya tum dono ki girlfriend hai?

Dhruv: Nahi nahi, just friends.
Rajeev: Hum sab ek sath college mein the.
Main Avinash ko dekh boli: Aur tumhara?
Avinash: Main… haan main bhi single hi hoon.

Main: Ha ha ha kyu? Meri daant itni zyada asar kar gayi kya?
Itne mein turant Saurabh kafi jaldi meri drink banakar laya. Mujhe dekhar bola: Ye raha your vampire in passion. Hua to ek hi sip mein peena hont kam jalenge.
Main: Ohh! Bolkar dara rahe ho kya?

Maine glass uthayi aur maano un charo ladko ki aur Kavita ki nazar aise tiki hui thi mujhpar ki jaise main koi thop chalane wali hoom. Glass ko honto se lagayi aur ek gatak main aadhe se bhi zyada pee hi gayi aur boli: Ho!! Poora gala jal gaya. Wow…. poori chaati mein garmi umad gayi meri. Huff!

Rajeev: Yaar ye to kamal ki hai.
Main honto ko pochti hui muskurane lagi aur boli: Kyu?
Dhruv: Aise to hum bhi nahi pe sakte!
Avinash: Kasam se.

Kavita: Aisa kya? Saru la idhar baaki main pee ke dikhati hoon.
Shayad Kavita ko bhi ab in chaar naojawano ke beech josh aane lagi thi. Mere hath se glass lekar ek hi baar mein sari bachi drink gatak kar boli: Huff! Burning in hell!

Saurabh: That’s not a bad name. Hua to mere agle kisi drink ka naam mein burning hell rakhunga.
Main tab dance floor ke taraf dekhi aur Kavita ko boli: Kavi, kyu na beete din wapas dohraaye?

Kavita hath mein pehni dekhi ghadi dekhi aur fir boli: Kyu nahi. In bachcho ko dikhate hai ki hum bhi kuch kam nahi.
Avinash: Bachche?

Rajeev: Aisa hai to ho jaaye do do hath.
Main: Oh! Challenge kar rahe ho?
Dhruv: Haan, chaliye. Dekhte hai kaun pahle thakega.
Main: Ha ha ha! Ok to chalo ho jaye Sarika aur Kavita Vs Boys Club.

Itna kahti hui main Kavita ki hath pakdi aur chalti hui dance floor par pahunchi. Bhale hamne koi bhadkile kapde nahi pehne the. Par agar humari umar ki do mahilaye dance floor par utar jaaye to sabhi ki nazar to hampar hi hogi aur aisa hi hua.

Hamare peeche peeche Avinash, Dhruv aur Rajeev bhi aa gaye. Hum pancho pahle dheeme gaane mein halke fluke thumke lagate hue dance karne lage. Dance floor ki jagmagati dim dimati light mein drinks ka nasha aur ache se chahad rahi thi. Humari kamar aur bhi ache se lachak matak rahi thi.

Us pal ke liye main aur Kavita dono hi ye bhool gaye ki humari umar kya hai aur in teeno ladko ke beeh jawan hokar naachne lage. Thodi der baad gana aur tez aur kafi beats ke sath hone lagi. Main dekhi to Rajeev Saurabh ke taraf anghuta dikhakar ishara karne laga. Main samajh gayi ki Saurabh ne gana badla hai.

Main hath uthakar Saurabh ko bhi humare sath aane ka ishara ki. Usne waha se ishara diya ki woh abhi thodi der mein aayega. Iske baad main aur Kavita maze se naachne lage. Jo bhi log door baithe ghoor rahe the woh shayad ye kabhi bhi na janenge ki meri aur kavita ke 19-20 saal ke bachche hai.

Logo ka ghoorna mujhe uttejit kar rahi thi aur shayad Kavita ko bhi. Avinash aur Dhruv ke beech Kavita naach rahi thi aur woh mujhe dekh muskurayi to maine aankh maar kar ishara di ki maze lo aaj ki sham. Itne mein Rajeev mujhe apne taraf kheecha aur main uski chaati mein se ja chipki.

Main boli: Hey! Kya kar rahe ho?
Rajeev: Laga Kavita ko dekh aap akeli feel kar rahi ho.
Main: Haan kafi, par woh to do ke sath hai.

Rajeev apne hath mere kamar par rakh naachte hue bola: Ghabraiye mat un do ke barabar hoon mein.
Main: Baato main ya har jagah!

Rajeev apne dono hath mere kamar se neeche le gaya aur meri pant ke upar se meri gand ko dabata hua bola: Har jagah.

Fir kuch 1-2 minute gane ki taal mein hum sab aise hi jhumne lage. Meri nazar Kavita ki taraf gayi to dekhi ki Akash aur Dhruv kafi chipak chukke the Kavita se. Kavita usi waqt meri taraf dekhi aur apne nichle honto ko kaatti hui mujhe aankh maar di.

Main samajh gayi ki meri kho chuki poorani dost Kavita wapas aa gayi. Akash aur Dhruv kafi fayda utha rahe the uski is wapasi ka. Un dono ke hath rah rah kar uski kurti ke upar se hi uski gand, kamar aur boobs ke upar ja rahe the, aur woh bina toke in sabka maza le rahi thi.

Main use dekhti hui Rajeev ke sath chipak kar naach rahi thi. Jab do hath peeche se meri kamar se hota hua aaya aur mere paet par lappet gayi. Peeche se mere kaan mein koi bola: Missed me?

Palat kar dekhi to Saurabh tha. Main boli: A lot. Kaafi der kar di.
Usne seedha apna ek hath meri ek boob par rakha aur bola: Sachme der kar di kya?
Main uski is himmat par boli: Not at all.

Iske baad to main aur zyada josh main thi yah soch kar ki kaise ye do ladke mere sath aise naach rahe the. Kabhi Rajeev ka hath meri gand par to kabhi boobs par.

Kabhi Saurabh ke hath meri naavi par to kabhi boob par. Jab bhi maoka milti mujhe to main apni kamar hilati hui apni gand se Saurabh ke lund ke hisse ko ragad jaati.  Udhar Kavita ka bhi yahi haal thi aur Avinash rah rah kar usse baate bhi kar raha tha.

Kavita ko shayad saalo baad aaj main itni khush dekh rahi thi. Hum kuch 5 minute aur aise hi naachte rahe, Saurabh aur Rajeev ne to mere poore badan ki akaar ko apne apne haato se taraash liya tha. Itne mein ek aadmi aaya aur woh kuch Saurabh se bola.

Saurabh usse baat kar ke achanak se mujhse apna hath churaya. Woh sare pub ko chillate hue bola: Ok guys! Everyone get yours bills cleared. We are shutting down in next half an hour.

Main fir Saurabh se poochi: Kya hua? Band kyu kar rahe ho.
Par Rajeev ke dono hath meri gand par hi thi ab bhi to main Rajeev se boli: Ab tum hath hata sakte ho.

Saurabh: 2 din baad New Year ki party hai yaha, uski taiyaari abhi se karni hogi. Waise aap zaroor aayiyega, warna party mein maza nahi aayega.
Main: Hmmm dekhti hoon, chalo meri bill banado. Main nikalti hoon. Ghar mein bache wait kar rahe honge.

Saurabh: Ha ha ha! Agar main Avinash ke jagah hota to Teena ke jagah uski maa ko line marta ha ha ha!
Main uski chati par hath se maar kar boli: Ha ha ha! Bill batao mujhe, aur waise abhi der nahi hui hai, line maar bhi sakte ho. Par main line nahi dene wali.

Itna kahti hui main Kavita ki hath pakad use uski mast duniya se bahar kheech boli: Chale madam ghar wapas.
Kavita: Ha ha ha! Haan chalo late ho rahi hai.

Fir maine bill pay ki aur charo ladko ko dostana bye bolkar hum dono waha se cab pakad kar seedha Kumar apartments ko nikal gaye. Raste mein maine aur Kavita khoob saari baate ki.

To be continued.