Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 57.2 (Bhawna Ki Nasheeli Chaalbaazi)

Narrated by Akash

Main kuch samajh nahi paya. Ek taraf ye bol rahi ki usko mat batana aur ek taraf woh kah gayi ki ise na batana. Bhagwan hi jane in ladkiyo ke dimaag mein chalta kya hai.

Main: Par kyu, ab kya karoge aap?

Bhawna: Ghabrao mat, bass itna jaanlo ki jo hoga mere hisaab se hoga na ki uske hisaab se. Wayse Shobha ne mere liye kuch diya tha kya tumhe?

Main sochne laga aur fir bola: Are haan aapki koi purse unke yaha chut gayi thi woh di hai aapko dene ke liye.

Bhawna: Haan to woh dedo mujhe abhi ke abhi.

Main: Haan theek hai.

Main utha aur fir Bhawna ke kamre ko gaya aur mere peeche peeche woh bhi aayi. Main apne bag se Shobha ki di hui purse nikali aur Bhawna ko de diya.

Bhawna use lekar boli: Theek hai tum jao ab.

Main Bhawna ke kamre se nikla aur wapas living room mein ja baitha. Pata nahi kya tha uske mann mein. Par ab ayse lag raha tha ki in do ladkiyo ki aapas ki takraar mein main phas gaya hun.

Tabhi mere pocket mein meri phone baji aur nikal kar dekha to Rakesh bhaiya ka phone aa raha tha. Shobha bhabhi ke bheje message ko yaad kiya aur call uthaya.

Main: Hello bhaiya, boliye.

Rakesh: Tum ghar pe hona, Shobha ko zara phone dena na.

Main idhar udhar peeche sab dekha ki koi hai to nahi aur fir bola: Woh… woh bhaiya woh main apne friend ke yaha aaya hun. Ghar pe nahi hun.

Rakesh: Konsa friend?

Main: Woh college ka ek friend hai mera.

Rakesh: Are yaar, Shobha ko akele chor aaye tum? Kab pahunchoge ghar?

Main: Woh …kal, kal subah, nahi kal shaam.

Rakesh: Tum bhi na, ab woh akele rahegi kya raat ko ghar pe. Chalo koi nahi.

Main: Kya hua bhaiya?

Rakesh: Nahi woh phone nahi utha rahi thi, to tumhe call kiya socha tum ghar pe hoge.

Main: Woh shayad khana kuch bana rahi hogi bhaiya.

Rakesh: Haan theek hai main rakhta hun, bye.

Khamakha ab bhaiya bhi mujhpar gussa the. Pata nahi bhabhi ne mujhe ayse kahne ko kyu kaha. Maine phone uthaya aur Shobha bhabhi ko message bheja: Bhaiya ka call aaya tha, maine kah diya ki main friend ke yaha hun. Daant padi ki aapko akela chor ke kyu gaya.

Message bhejkar main living room mein kuch der pareshaan baitha raha. Tab Neetu apne kamre se khushi khushi muskurati hui nikli. Pata nahi ab ise kiss baat ki itni khushi thi. Neetu mujhe dekh aankh maari aur mere bagal mein aakar baithi.

Neetu: Missed me babe?

Main: Aa nahi…

Neetu kitchen ke taraf dekhi aur fir poochi: Tumhari Bhawna didi kidhar hai?

Main: Woh… woh apne room mein hai shayad.

Neetu mere jangh par hath rakh sahlati hui boli: To tum nahi jaoge uske paas?

Main: Ku… kyu, main kyu jaaun?

Neetu: Achcha! Ab itne bhole to mat bano. Usse rakhi bandhwaane to aaye nahi ho tum, hahaha!

Mere paas wapas kahne ko kuch nahi tha. Woh apna hath mere short par lund ke upar pherti hui boli: To kal kya kar rahe the tum teeno?

Main: Kuch nahi bas baate kiye bas.

Wayse to sach kahu to mujhe bhi yaad nahi kal kya kya kiye hum teeno ne.

Neetu: Achcha! Bas baate kiye?

Main: Haan.

Neetu mere lund ko halke se dabati hui mere chehre ke paas aayi aur dheemi awaaz mein boli: Sex nahi kiya tum logone?

Main: Nahi bilkul nahi.

Mere lund ko aur zor se kasti hui woh boli: Offo, ab mujhse kyu chupa rahe ho, bolina mujhe sab pata hai. to fir ayse kyu chupana ab?

Main halke dard mein siskarta hua bola: Ahhh, haan, kiya tha.

Neetu mere lund ko kasna chordi aur dheere dheere sahlati hui boli: Maza aaya Bhawna ke sath?

Main: Hmmm…

Neetu: Hmmm matlab.

Main: Haan, aaya.

Neetu: To aaj bhi karoge?

Main: Pa… pata nahi.

Tabhi Bhawna ke room ka darwaza khulne ki awaaz peeche se aayi. Neetu mujhse hath hatakar thodi hat kar baith gayi. Bhawna hamare paas aayi. Par uske shakal pe koi fikar nahi thi bas ajeeb si muskaan thi. Mere dusre taraf akar baithi.

Neetu ko dekh boli: Lagta hai kafi kareeb ho gaye ho tum dono.

Neetu mujhse thodi aur sarak kar baith boli: Aysa kyu?

Bhawna: Dekho to aysa lag hi nahi raha ki ye mera bhai hai, lag raha hai jayse tumhara koi hai.

Neetu: Hahaha, haan woh to hai, kyu tumhe jalan ho rahi hai kya ki main tumhare bhai ko cheen lungi.

Bhawna hasti hui aankh maar kar boli: Hahaha, mujhe kyu jalan hogi. Wayse bhi mera bhai to handsome hai hi kya pata tum sachme cheen li to?

Neetu bhi hasti hui aankh maar kar boli: Hahaha, woh to hai, banda handsome to hai hi. Par meri badkismati ki maine kafi jaldi shaadi karli.

Main mann hi mann sochne laga ki ek baat to aurato ki maanni padegi. Ek dusre ke liye mann mein zahar rakh ke bhi ye apas mein kitna haste hue baat kar lete hai. Bhawna apna hath aage badaayi aur Neetu ka hath pakad mere jangh par rakhi.

Bhawna: Are don’t worry Neetu, main tumhare hasband ko kuch nahi bataungi, hahaha!

Neetu mere upar se hath hatakar boli: Hahaha, kuch bhi Bhawna, wayse idea bura nahi hai.

Ab mera dimaag sachme kharab hone laga. In dono ke mann mein hai kya? Ek to dono ek dusre ko zaharili naagin maante hai aur yaha ayse dostana baate.

Tabhi peeche kitchen se aunty ki awaaz aayi: Sabke liye khana laga dun kya?

Neetu yaha se boli: Itni jaldi kya hai maa?

Aunty: Are kha lona, 9:30 to baj hi gaye hai. Upar se tumhare papa ko khane ke baad dawaayi bhi to leni padti hai.

Bhawna: Haan aap lagado hum aa rahe hai.

Fir Bhawna Neetu se dheemi awaaz mein mere samne boli: Neetu, abhi khale khana. Kya pata baad mein khane ko waqt hi na mile, hahaha.

Neetu: Hahaha, tu bhi na bilkul chant ho Bhawna.

Bhawna: Hahaha, tujhse to kam hi hun, chalo khana kha lete hai.

Neetu aur Bhawna to ayse uth kar gaye haste hue mano unke beech koi dushmani hai hi nahi. Sachme in ladkiyo ko apne honto pe kuch aur dimaag mein kuch aur palne ki achchi talent hoti hai. Apne mathe par ek bar hath mara aur uth kar khana khane chala gaya.

Kuch hi der mein dining table par khana khane hum sab baithe. Khana paroste waqt uncle bole: Waah aaj poora table bhara bhara sa lag raha hai.

Aunty: Haan warna bas hum theen log hi hote hai hamesha. Achcha hua aaj Akash aur Neetu aa gayi.

Tabhi Neetu boli: Chinta mat kariye papa kal woh jo khali kursi hai uspar bhi koi hoga.

Hum charo Neetu ko dekhne lage ki woh kisske bare mein bol rahi hai.

Uncle: Woh kayse?

Neetu: Woh mere sasural se koi aa raha hai yaha.

Aunty ghabrati hui boli: Are kahi tumhare saans sasur to nahi aa rahe na, batayi kyu nahi ab tak?

Neetu: Are nahi maa. Woh Dheeraj ke relation mein koi chota bhai hai, jayse Akash haina Bhawna ka wayse hi.

Main aur Bhawna ek dusre ko dekhne lage. Aur fir main Neetu ko dekha to woh boli: Dheeraj, mere husband hai, unka cousin bhai ka kuch kaam hai Bangalore to aa raha hai.

Bhawna: To woh yaha kyu aa raha hai?

Neetu: Are use kaam issi jagah pe hai, warna woh to mere waha hi rukne wala tha.

Uncle: Chalo koi baat nahi, Akash ko ek company mill jayega. Warna ek hum do budde buddhi aur tum do ladkiyo ke beech bechara bada gumsum sa baitha hai.

Neetu: Hahaha, Akash aur gumsum, kaon bola papa, mujhse to achchi dosti ho gayi hai iski, kyu Akash? Sahi boli na?

Main: Aaa, haan haan.

Main aur Bhawna ek dusre ko dekh mann hi mann ek hi sawaal kar rahe the ki ab ye kaon hoga. Ek musibat pahle si hi thi ab ek aur.

Uncle: Wayse woh kiss kaam se aa raha hai? Naam kuch pata hai, aur kab aayega?

Neetu: Kya kaam se aa raha hai woh to kal ussi se pooch ke pata chalega. Dheeraj bata rahe the ki uska naam Amit hai.

Main sochne laga ye sala Amit kameene ko aur koi waqt nahi mila tha apni poori zindagi mein.

Uncle: Theek hai, wayse Bhawna beta, tumhari chicken curry badiya bani hai.

Bhawna muskurane lagi to Neetu boli: Haan, Bhawna ka chicken to mast hi hai, kyu Akash!

Main: Haan haan, badiya, didi to… hamesha achcha khana banati hai.

Iske baad agle 15-20 minute mein hum sabne khana khaaya. Uske agle 10-15 minute mein uncle aunty apne kamre mein sone ki taiyari ke sath chale gaye.

Ab living room mein main akela baitha TV dekh raha tha. Aur aane wale Amit ke aur is Neetu ke bare mein soch raha tha. Sath hi sath Bhawna ke mann mein kya tha woh bhi kuch pata nahi chal raha tha.

Bhawna aur Neetu kitchen mein the aur bache bartan dho rahe the. Kuch der baad Neetu apne kamre mein gayi aur fir wapas mere samne wale sofe par aa baithi.

Tabhi Bhawna kitchen se aakar boli: Meetha kuch khaoge tumlog?

Neetu: Haan haan kyu nahi. Tumhari chicken curry wayse bhi kafi teekhi hai. Kya hai meethe mein?

Bhawna: Ice cream hai fridge mein. Laati hun.

Ye kahkar Bhawna kitchen ko nahi par apne room ko pahle gayi. Fir 1 minute baad bahar nikli to Neetu usse boli: Tu ice cream lene andar kyu gayi thi.

Bhawna: Are nahi, mujhe laga meri phone baj rahi hai to wahi dekhne gayi thi.

Bhawna kitchen ko gayi aur yaha Neetu apne phone pe kuch karne lagi. Ab main mann hi mann chidne lag gaya tha. Ek to apne ghar se sapne dekh ke aaya tha ki Bhawna ke sath jam kar masti karunga. Aur yaha ye Neetu aur fir kalse uska woh Amit.

Tabhi Bhawna 2 glass ki katori mein ice cream lakar hum dono ko di. Fir jakar apne liye lekar aayi aur mere bagal mein baith gayi. Agle 15 minute TV mein koi to movie chalti rahi aur hum teeno bina ek dusre se baat kiye bas ice cream kha kar khatm kiye.

Ice cream khane ke baad apni katori table par rakh Neetu boli: Huff, ajeeb hai.

Bhawna: Kya hua?

Neetu: Ice cream khayi lekin ajeeb si garmi lag rahi hai ab.

Main sochne laga ye dimag se hi nahi badan se bhi pagal hai. Main itna chid chuka tha ki sochne laga agar maoka mile to is Neetu ke sare kapde phad kar iski gand chodh ke phaad du. Wayse ek baat to thi ki iski figure mast hai.  Achchi gol gand hai marne ke liye.

Bhawna ki to kafi sudaol gand hai. Sath hi Neetu ke boobs bhi Bhawna se bade hai. Ye sab soch mein baitha tha. Achanak se main apne aap se bola ki bhala main ye sab kya soch raha hun? Fir dhyaan aaya ki main uttejit ho raha tha.

Neetu: Seriosly yaar, I feel so hot.

Bhawna hasti hui boli: Hahaha! Hot! tu to hamesha hot hi hai Neetu, hahaha!

Neetu: Hahaha, shut up Bhawna, sachme mazaak nahi kar rahi. Tum dono ko garmi nahi lag rahi kya?

Bhawna: Wayse garmi to lag hi rahi hai mujhe bhi. Ruk main room heater chek kar ke aati hun kahi temp zyada to nahi set ho gayi.

Bhawna uthi aur kitchen ko chali gayi aur fir wapas aa kar baith boli: Nahi sab theek hai, shayad aaj climate hi ayse hai.

Neetu: Tumhe garmi nahi lag rahi kya, Akash?

Main: Haan… nahi… matlab ok ok sa hai, par thodi garmi hai.

Tabhi Neetu ki nazar mere short par gayi aur woh boli: Garmi to tumhe bhi lag hi rahi hai.

Uske nazar par main dheere se neeche dekha to mere short par halka sa ubhar tha. Shayad mere soche vicharo ke karan main thoda uttejit tha.

Bhawna tab Neetu se boli: Wayse bhi tu ye full sleeve shirt pehni ho shayad usi liye.

Neetu: Hmmm, shayad.

Bhawna: To badal lena jakar.

Neetu mujhe dekhi aur fir aankho mein adaao ke sath poochi: Badal loon kya Akash?

Main sharmane laga aur fir socha ki main bhala sharma kyu raha hun. Ye mujhe ho kya raha tha? Neetu uthi aur mujhe dekh muskurati hui apne room ko chali gayi. Uske jaate hi Bhawna mere kandhe par hath daali.

Bhawna: To Akash, tumhe bhi garmi lag rahi hai kya?

Main use dekh bola: Haan, thanda karoge kya aap?

Woh apni dusri hath badakar mere badte akaar ko short se sahlati hui boli: Kyu nahi, aysa thanda karungi ki jamke barraf bann jaoge.

Tabh main sochne laga firse ki yaar akhir mujhe ho kya gaya tha. Itne gambheer mahol mein bhi main sex ke bare mein sochne lag gaya. Bhawna mere lund ko short ke upar se hilane lagi.

Bhawna: Kya hua, darr gaye?

Main: Par Neetu? Neetu ka kya?

Bhawna: Use bhi tanda kar denge, hahaha.

Main: Kya? Kya kah rahe ho aap?

Bhawna: Boli na, ab jo hoga woh mere aur tumhare hisaab se hoga, bharosa rakho.

Tabhi Neetu ka darwaaza khula aur Bhawna mujhse alag hokar baith gayi. Hum dono uske darwaze ke taraf dekhte rahe. Woh halki pardarshi nighty pehankar bahar nikli. Itni pardarshi ke andar pehni uski bra panty ka kala saanya dikh raha tha.

Nighty uske ghutno se achchi khasi upar thi aur uski gori jangho ka bhi nazara mil raha tha. Use dekh mere tann mein vaasna ki bijli daod gayi. Mere short mein mera lund to mano dhadakne laga. Par ye sab ho kyu raha tha? Neetu bhala ayse kapde pehankar kyu aa rahi thi mere samne?

Neetu hamare paas aayi to Bhawna boli: Wow Neetu, looking good.

Neetu: Hahaha, thanks Bhawna, kya karu mere baaki sare kapde mere sasural mein hai to yaha jo bhi mila pehan li.

Woh hamare samne wali single sofe par baith boli: Aur sochi maa papa bhi so gaye hai to dikkat nahi.

Bhawna: Are tumhara ghar hai dikkat kyu tumhe. Ohh samjhi Akash ke samne, hahaha!

Main to bas sharmane laga, par sharm to mere upar thi aur andar uttejna ki aag lag rahi thi.

Neetu: Hahaha, haan wahi to, Akash ke samne ayse kapde pehnu to maa papa kuch galat na sochle.

Bhawna: Ghabrao mat, ab maa papa kal subah se pahle apne room se nahi niklenge. Main jaanti hun unki neend ko.

Neetu: Haan woh bhi sahi hai, par Akash ki shakal dekh ke to ayse lag raha hai mano aaj use neend nahi aane wali, hahaha!

Bhawna mere kandhe pe maar boli: Hahaha, dhyan se Neetu kahi aysa naa ho ki Akash tumhari neend chura le.

Neetu: Hahaha, teri baate sunkar to aysa lag raha hai ki tu meri setting kar rahi hai apne bhai ke sath. Bhool mat main shadi shuda hun.

In dono ki baate kafi aage ja rahi thi aur pata nahi Bhawna karna kya chahti thi. Par inki baato ka asar aur Neetu ke kapde se jhankti uski tange mere lund par gahra prahar kar rahi thi.

Neetu ko saaf dikh gaya ki mere short mein ubhaar ki unchaayi zyada ho gayi thi.  Woh apni ek tang dusre tang par rakh mujhe apni janghe kuch aur zyada dikhati hui boli: To Akash, kya hua? Kafi chup ho! Hahaha!

Bhawna: Tujhe ayse dekh uski bolti band ho gayi hai.

Main: Nahi nahi, achchi lag rahi ho aap.

Neetu aankh maarti hui boli: Bass achchi!

Tabhi uncle aunty ke room se uncle ke khasne ki awaaz aayi aur hum sab shant ho gaye.

Bhawna: Shhh! Dheere baat karte hai, kahi woh ye sab sunn na le.

Neetu: To kya plan hai tum logo ka? Mujhe to neend nahi aa rahi.

Bhawna: Mujhe bhi nahi aa rahi, 10:30 hi to hua hai.

Neetu: Ek kaam karte haina, tumhare room chale haina Bhawna. Waha bhi to TV hai.

Main Bhawna ko dekhne laga aur fir Bhawna boli: Haan wahi sahi rahega. Chalo. Yaha zyada baate karenge to woh sun sakte hai.

Neetu uth khadi hui aur TV band karne lagi. Bhawna uthti hui mere hath ko pakad apne sath uthane ki koshish ki par main utha nahi. Agar uthta to mere short mein mera lund apna tent bana daalta.

Bhawna: Are uthona, kya hua?

Main: Ruko ruko main aata hun aap jao.

Neetu: Kyu kya hua Akash, yaha sofe pe sona hai kya tumhe?

Itna kahti hui Neetu mere dusre taraf aayi aur mere dusre hath ko pakad kheechne lagi. Main bura phass gaya. Woh dono jab ek sath mujhe kheeche to mujhe khada hona hi pada. Fir meri chupi hui neeyat unke samne mere short ke andar tann kar khada ho utha. Mera lund bekaboo ho gaya  chut ki bhukh se.

Neetu neeche dekh boli: Oh oh!

Bhawna: Oh my god!

To be continued.