Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 61.1 (Bhawna Daal Rahi Hai Daana Neetu Ke Naam)

Narrated by Bhawna

Hi, main Bhawna, pichle baar episode 57 mein aap logo ne Neetu ki kartooto ko to dekha hi. Kaise woh Akash ko blackmail kar apne hisaab se nachane lagi.

Lekin aaj ka kissa main bataungi jab Akash ne mujhe sab kuch bata diya uske baad se. To fir chaliye batati hun.

Jab Akash ne mujhe Neetu ki harkato ke bare mein bataya to sach kahoon to mujhe gussa to aayi kafi. Par sath hi darr ki agar Neetu chahegi to meri zindgi sachme barbaad kar degi. Lekin main thande dimag se sochi.

Akash se boli: Ghabrao mat, wahi karo jo woh kahegi, filhaal ke liye… lekin use na pata chale ki tumne mujhe sab bata diya.

Akash: Par kyu, ab kya karoge aap?

Main Akash ko dilasa deti hui boli: Ghabrao mat. Bass itna jaanlo ki jo hoga mere hisaab se hoga… na ki uske hisaab se. Waise Shobha ne mere liye kuch diya tha kya tumhe?

Akash: Are haan aapki koi purse unke yaha chut gayi thi woh di hai aapko dene ke liye.

Main jaldi se Akash ko apne kamre le gayi isse pahle ki Neetu apne kamre se bahar aa jati. Kamre mein Akash jaldi se apne bag se Shobha ki di hui purse diya. Main usse kamre se jane ko bol darwaza band kar di.

Purse mein aur kuch nahi par kaam vasna badhane wali tablet thi. Maine Shobha se Akash aur mere maze ke liye mangi thi. Ab main jaanti thi ki kya karna hai. Neetu soch rahi thi ki woh mere is ashleel gunaaho ko mere saans sasur ko bata degi.

To behtar yahi thi ki use bhi apne gunaaho mein shamil kar lun. Fir to khud bhi kuch nahi bata payegi kisi ko. Lekin agar ye mein Akash ko bolti to shayad use ajeeb lagta ki main apne liye uska istamaal kar rahi hun.

Raahat ki ek saans chori aur fir apne kamre se apne kaam ko nikal gayi aur intezaar karti rahi raat hone ki. Jald hi raat dhali aur hum sab milkar khana khaye.

Khana khate waqt Neetu ne apne kisi relative ki baat ki jo kal yaha aane wala tha. To iska matlab ye bhi thi ki jo bhi karni hai mujhe aaj raat hi karni padegi. Khana khane ke baad kuch der main aur Neetu bache hue bartan dho kar rakhe aur fir Neetu nikal gayi.

Kuch der baad apne kaam khatm kar main living room mein gayi. Waha Neetu aur Amit baithe hue the jinhe dekh main poochi: Meetha kuch khaoge tumlog?

Neetu: Haan haan kyu nahi. Tumhari chicken curry waise bhi kafi teekhi hai. Kya hai meethe mein?

Main: Ice cream hai fridge mein. Laati hun.

Par ice cream lene kitchen ke jagah main gayi apne room apne khel ki shuruwaat karne. Room jaakar jaldi se ek tablet nikali aur seedhe kitchen ko jane lagi.

Mujhe dekh Neetu boli: Tu ice cream lene andar kyu gayi thi.

Main: Are nahi, mujhe laga meri phone baj rahi hai to wahi dekhne gayi thi.

Main kitchen ko gayi aur jhat se apne kaam mein lag gayi. Tablet ko jaise pichli raat Shobha ne pees kar Akash ko di thi waise hi maine do katori mein ice cream nikal kar usme mila li.

Fir kya tha, dono katoriyo ko lejakar Neetu aur Akash ko de di aur apne liye bhi ice cream lekar unke paas ja baithi. Agle 15 minute koi kisi se kuch na bola. Aur fir Neetu ne dawaayi ke asar ke sanket dene shuru kar di.

Neetu: Huff, ajeeb hai.

Main: Kya hua?

Neetu apni shirt ke gale se hawa phookti hui boli: Ice cream khayi lekin ajeeb si garmi lag rahi hai ab.

Main Neetu ko dekh rahi thi aur sath hi Akash ko bhi ki uspar koi asar ho raha hai ya nahi. Akash Neetu ko taad raha tha, shayad asar ho hi raha tha. Tabhi Neetu firse boli: Seriosly yaar, I feel so hot.

Ise sahi maoka samajh main Akash ko sunane ke liye hasti hui boli: Hahaha! Hot! Tu to hamesha hot hi hai Neetu, hahaha!

Meri baat par Neetu halke si sharmati hui balo ko sawarkar boli: Hahaha, shut up Bhawna, sachme mazaak nahi kar rahi. Tum dono ko garmi nahi lag rahi kya?

Main: Waise garmi to lag hi rahi hai mujhe bhi. Ruk main room heater chek kar ke aati hun kahi temperature zyada to nahi set ho gayi.

Main uth kar kitchen ko gayi jaha store room mein room heater ki machine lagi hui hai. Par waha jane ka karan ye thi ki main in dono ko akele chorna chahti thi. Par kitchen se main unki awaaz sunni chahi to woh dono ek dusre se kuch bol hi nahi rahe the.

Neetu kabse itni shaant rahne lagi soch kar main wapas gayi. Main boli: Nahi sab theek hai, shayad aaj climate hi aise hai.

Meri baat par Neetu Akash se poochi: Tumhe garmi nahi lag rahi kya, Akash?

Akash: Haan… nahi… matlab ok ok sa hai, par thodi garmi hai.

Neetu: Garmi to tumhe bhi lag hi rahi hai.

Uski baat par main use dekhi to Neetu ki nazar Akash ke short ke taraf dekh rahi thi. Tab jakar main bhi dekhi ki Akash ke short mein ek halka ubhar uth gaya hai.

Mann hi mann khush hui ki Akash par bhi mere khel ka asar hone lag gaya hai. Khel ko aur aage badhane ke liye main Neetu se boli: Waise bhi tu ye full sleeve shirt pehni ho shayad usi liye.

Neetu: Hmmm, yeah… shayad.

Main: To badal lena jakar.

Meri baat par Neetu aankho mein adaao ke rang ke sath Akash se poochi: Badal lun kya, Akash?

Akash sharmaane laga aur Neetu use dekh muskurati hui uthkar apne kamre ko chali gayi. Uske jaate hi main Akash se chipak kar baithi aur uske kandhe par hath daal boli: To Akash, tumhe bhi garmi lag rahi hai kya?

Akash muskurakar bola: Haan, thanda karoge kya aap?

Main apne dusre hath ko uske short par rakh uske badte akaar ko sahlati hui boli: Kyu nahi, aisa thanda karungi ki jamke barraf bann jaoge.

Meri baat par usne jawaab mein kuch bola nahi par soch mein pad gaya to main aage boli: Kya hua, darr gaye?

Akash: Par Neetu? Neetu ka kya?

Main: Use bhi tanda kar denge, hahaha.

Is par Akash ghabrata hua bola: Kya? Kya kah rahe ho aap?

Main uski ghabrahat par boli: Boli na, ab jo hoga woh mere aur tumhare hisaab se hoga, bharosa rakho.

Itne mein Neetu ka darwaza khula aur main turant Akash par se mere hath hatali. Neetu ko apne kamre se aati dekh main samajh gayi ki aaj woh Akash ko lubhane ki poori mood main hai.

Neetu halki pardarshi nighty pehankar aa rahi thi. Itni pardarshi ki andar pehni uski bra panty ka kala saanya dikh rahi thi. Nighty uske ghutno se achchi khasi upar thi to Akash ko uski jangho ka sahi nazra mill raha tha.

Woh paas aayi to main boli: Wow Neetu, looking good.

Neetu: Hahaha, thanks Bhawna. Kya karu mere baaki sare kapde mere sasural mein hai to yaha jo bhi mila pehan li.

Fir woh Akash ke samne wali sofe par baith boli: Aur sochi maa papa bhi so gaye hai to dikkat nahi.

Main: Are tumhara ghar hai dikkat kyu tumhe. Ohh samjhi Akash ke samne, hahaha!

Neetu: Hahaha, haan wahi to, Akash ke samne aise kapde pehnu to maa papa kuch galat na sochle.

Hamari baate sun Akash to bas sharam ke maare gulabi rang ka hone laga.
Main Neetu ko vishwaas dilati hui boli: Ghabrao mat. Ab tumhare maa papa kal subah se pahle apne room se nahi niklenge. Main jaanti hun unki neend ko.

Neetu: Haan woh bhi sahi hai. Par Akash ki shakal dekh ke to aise lag raha hai mano aaj use neend nahi aane wali, hahaha!

Main Akash ke kandhe pe maar boli: Hahaha, dhyan se Neetu kahi aisa naa ho ki Akash tumhari neend chura le.

Neetu: Hahaha, teri baate sunkar to aisa lag raha hai ki tu meri setting kar rahi hai apne bhai ke sath. Bhool mat main shadi shuda hun.

Fir Neetu Akash ko apni madmast jangho ka chinahat dikhati hui ek tang par dusri tang rakhi.

Woh boli: To Akash, kya hua? Kaafi chup ho! Hahaha!

Akash to kuch bola nahi to main boli: Tujhe aise dekh uski bolti band ho gayi hai.

Akash: Nahi nahi, achchi lag rahi ho aap.

Neetu aankh maarti hui boli: Bass achchi!

Itne mein mere saans sasur ke kamre se kuch awaaz aayi. Hum teeno ekdam se chup ho gaye ye soch kar ki kahi hamari ye saari baate woh sunn na le.

Main: Shhh! Dheere baat karte hai. Kahi woh ye sab sunn na le.

Neetu dabi awaaz mein hum dono se boli: To… kya plan hai tum logo ka? Mujhe to neend nahi aa rahi.

Main palat kar diwar par ghadi dekhi aur fir boli: Mujhe bhi nahi aa rahi, 10:30 hi to hua hai.

Neetu: Ek kaam karte haina, tumhare room chale haina Bhawna, waha bhi to TV hai.

Akash turant mujhe dekhne laga to main boli: Haan wahi sahi rahega. Chalo. Yaha zyada baate karenge to unkle aunty sun sakte hai.

Main bhi chahti thi ki jald se jald Neetu aur Akash ka kuch ho isse pahle ki inpar dawayi ka asar khatm ho jaye. To fir isse badiya maoka aur nahi thi mere paas. Neetu uthi aur TV band karne lagi.

Main uthti hui Akash ke hath ko pakadi aur apne sath uthane ki koshish ki. Par woh utha nahi. Tab samjhi ki woh kyu nahi uth raha. Fir bhi main use kheechti hui boli: Are uthona… kya hua?

Akash: Ruko ruko main aata hun aap log jao.

Neetu: Kyu kya hua Akash, yaha sofe pe sona hai kya tumhe?

Itna kahti hui Neetu bhi Akash ke dusre taraf aayi aur uske dusre hath ko pakad mere sath kheechne lagi. Ab kya tha Akash ko hum dono ladkiyo ke zor par harna pada. Aur woh apni ubharti neeyat ko dikhata hua uth khada hua.

Neetu neeche uske short mein khade ubhaar ko dekh boli: Oh, oh!

Main to jaanti hi thi par anjaan bankar boli: Oh my god!

Akash hum dono ke samne sharmosaar khada raha to main Neetu se boli: Dekha, tumne kya asar dala Akash par, hahaha!

Neetu: Hahaha, par maine to kuch nahi kiya ab tak.

Main : Shhh! Chalo room chalte hai fir is baare mein Akash se hi poochte hai.

Main kamre ki baaki light band karne gayi. Neetu Akash ke hath ko pakad kheech kar mere kamre mein le gayi. Main unke peeche peeche kamre mein pahunchi aur darwaza band kar lock kar di.

Neetu Akash ko mere bed par baitha kar uske samne adao ke saath khadi boli: Hmmm… ab batao Akash. Tumhara ye kyu aise hai?

Main bed ke dusre taraf jakar bed par pair phasar kar baith gayi aur boli: Pooch pooch Neetu, pooch isse, hahaha!

Akash mujhe dekh aise shakal banane laga mano main use kisi tarah ka dhoka de gayi. Main hasti hui Akash se boli: Hahaha! Batao Akash, woh kya hamesha aise hi rahata hai ya aaj kuch khaas hua?

Neetu apni ek taang uthakar Akash ki jangho ke beech bistar par tika kar khadi boli: Sach batao Akash, mujhe dekh kar hua kya?

Main: Aur nahi to kya? Ab tu aise kapde pehankar aayegi to Akash to kya kisi bhi mard ke neeyat khade ho jayenge, hahaha!

Neetu: Par yaar yahi to problem hai ki main apni neeyat nahi kharab kar sakti na.

Main: Kyu!

Neetu mujhe dekhne lagi to main aage poochi: Kyu nahi kar sakti?

Neetu: Pagal hai kya tu, masti mazaak to chalti hai yaar par…

Main: Par kya Neetu? Abhi kaonsa tumhare pati hai yaha, waise bhi hum teeno hi to hai. Tu hi sochle!

Neetu: Shut up, Bhawna, aise sab nahi hota na!

Main uthkar Akash ke peeche gayi aur Akash ke dono hath ko pakad peeche lakar pakadli. Isse ab Akash apne ubhar ko haato se chupa nahi paya aur Neetu ko dikhate hue uska tana hua lund uski short mein nok banaye utha raha.

Main: Dekh kaise phudak raha hai iska tujhe dekh!

Neetu: Hahaha! Tu sachi iska setting kar rahi hai mere sath.

Main: Haan to set ho jana, kisne roka hai?

Main janti thi ki bhale Neetu mana kar rahi hai mere samne. Par mann mein to uske bhi vaasna umad rahi thi. Usi aag ko mujhe aur thodi bhadkaani thi. Main apni ek hath Akash ke samne le gayi aur uske ubhaar ko pakad boli: Mmmm, dekho to, ye kitna sakt hai!

Neetu: Hahaha! Bhawna tu to kah rahi thi tera bhai hai ye aur tu kar kya rahi hai?

Main Akash ke ubar ko pakad kapde ke sath upar neche karti hui boli: Wahi to. Mera to bhai hai ye, tera to koi nahi, to fir tu hi karle.

Neetu ke pairo ki ungliyaan machalne lagi jisse saaf thi ki woh uttejit ho rahi hai.

Main: Zara pakad ke to dekh kitna mota aur sakt hai ye.

Neetu kuch na boli bas khadi mujhe to kabhi Akash ko aur kabhi uske ubhaar ko salhalte mere hath ko dekhti. Itne mein maine Akash ke short ki zip kholi aur apni hath andar daali

Main: Hmmm! Kafi garam ho gaya hai ladka! Dekhogi?

Neetu sharmakar muskurayi aur fir boli: Kisi ko pata chala to?

Main ek hi bar mein Akash ke tane lambe lund ko uske short se kheech bahar nikal Neetu ke samne dikhakar boli: Mujhpar bharosa rakh. Akash par bhi. Aaj ki raat hamari raaz rahegi.

To be continued.